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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Forest Fan wrote:
> There is only one way to worship Father God and that is through the
> Son Jesus.
Yet you've just said one should worship him through Jesus "as you can". So you don't HAVE to follow these arbitary rules of yours, do you? Just worship God through Jesus, and all is well, right?
> There is only one way to worship Father God and that is through the
> Son Jesus.
Yet you've just said one should worship him through Jesus "as you can". So you don't HAVE to follow these arbitary rules of yours, do you? Just worship God through Jesus, and all is well, right?
There is only one way to worship Father God and that is through the Son Jesus.
Forest Fan wrote:
> The spirit is the ability to worship God, as you can.
To worship him as you can? So now you're saying you can worship him in any way you like, as long as you worship, right?
> The spirit is the ability to worship God, as you can.
To worship him as you can? So now you're saying you can worship him in any way you like, as long as you worship, right?
Is that better? A question and a statement in the same post, just like this one.
On the subject of questions, that wasn't one.
Do you want me to tell you? If so I need a question.
I wish I could be so naive about things...
No I don't. I like being educated.
No I don't. I like being educated.
Go on, explain.
You have no idea what's going on here, do you?
Right.
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