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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
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He was technicolour, oh hang on that was the other guy.
Who cares I AM SPARTACUS!!
The shame is that it actually matters to some people what colour he was as if this would somehow lessen who he was.
Who cares I AM SPARTACUS!!
The shame is that it actually matters to some people what colour he was as if this would somehow lessen who he was.
I can't worship something I don't believe in.
That would be like me accepting Ruben as the best singer in American Idol 2. He was as flat (vocally) as Iowa!
That would be like me accepting Ruben as the best singer in American Idol 2. He was as flat (vocally) as Iowa!
The spirit is the ability to worship God, as you can.
"Man, is this really the blood of Christ?"
"yes"
"Wow, this guy must have been wasted!"
"yes"
"Wow, this guy must have been wasted!"
Wooo! Christians get to worship Vodka?! I am SO there!!!
If you think it is THE spirit, then so be it :D
The spirit.
Vodka is a spirit. Makes you drunk. Thus, the consequence of using a spirit.
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