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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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So I would have something to comment on.
Not everything needs an answer.
Not everything wants an answer.
And, most importantly, not everything will be happy with the answers you'll most predictably give.
Not everything wants an answer.
And, most importantly, not everything will be happy with the answers you'll most predictably give.
Why? So you could ignore them?
It would be useful if there were actually points to answer.
Forest Fan wrote:
> The only way to follow Him is through the Son.
Hehehheheheheheh...yes, follow the Son "as you can". Just like you said.
This is fun isn't it Forest Fan? In one single post, you completely negated every single fearmongering diatribe you previously warned us all with.
> The only way to follow Him is through the Son.
Hehehheheheheheh...yes, follow the Son "as you can". Just like you said.
This is fun isn't it Forest Fan? In one single post, you completely negated every single fearmongering diatribe you previously warned us all with.
The only way to follow Him is through the Son.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Follow God's rules.
Follow them "as you can". Your words Forest, not mine.
> Follow God's rules.
Follow them "as you can". Your words Forest, not mine.
Follow God's rules.
Forest Fan wrote:
> To get through to God you must first accept Jesus.
Yup. Accept him "as you can" in your own words. So no-one has to follow your insane rules designed to keep everyone feeling as worthless as you clearly do.
> To get through to God you must first accept Jesus.
Yup. Accept him "as you can" in your own words. So no-one has to follow your insane rules designed to keep everyone feeling as worthless as you clearly do.
To get through to God you must first accept Jesus.
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