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"It's hotter than the sun"
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
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"that was textbook"
Hu-urrrrgggghh.
"No you can't!"
"No need to talk like that! It's only a few jokes!"
"No!"
"You've done it again!"
"No need to talk like that! It's only a few jokes!"
"No!"
"You've done it again!"
Last nights episode was good but prefered the first weeks.
"I love you Alan"
"Thanks...a lot"
"Thanks...a lot"
Just saw a sneak peek on next week's episode on the official site.
[Coming out of bedroom, doing up belt]
"Sonja, that was classic intercourse, so... thanks."
[Coming out of bedroom, doing up belt]
"Sonja, that was classic intercourse, so... thanks."
I actually cringed a little at that.
Last night's didn't seem as funny as the first one but good none the less.
"If you're going to be angry could you do it in the middle of the table please"
"Don't put your foot on there!"
"I wasn't going to I was just going to do a little cockney walk"
"These men are saying I can sit on your face"
"Have you been spying on us?"
Last night's didn't seem as funny as the first one but good none the less.
"If you're going to be angry could you do it in the middle of the table please"
"Don't put your foot on there!"
"I wasn't going to I was just going to do a little cockney walk"
"These men are saying I can sit on your face"
"Have you been spying on us?"
Better than everything else on television
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Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Was it predictable that he'd pierce his foot on a spike?
I'm not saying that - it's just the way he acts around people. It's still funny and kicks the Office's orifices, just a bit past it's sell-by-date.
> Was it predictable that he'd pierce his foot on a spike?
I'm not saying that - it's just the way he acts around people. It's still funny and kicks the Office's orifices, just a bit past it's sell-by-date.
Was it predictable that he'd pierce his foot on a spike?
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