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"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
" Whose Tim Williams? "
" Joost ah mate "
" Alan's funny stories "
in south african accent "you can't"
alan in shock "you said it again"
" I've just ate a pound of anthrax and want to use you're toilet, can I come in please "
" Spiceworld "
I laughed a couple of times, but that was about it.
"Well, I was going to give out some awards, but clearly thats not going to happen. Hu-urrrrrghhhhhh."
"Shut your mouth, Lynn."
And the table.
"He seems to be going for the toilet door balanced on a Black and Decker workbench look."
Half an hour to go