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"It's hotter than the sun"
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
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Spoiler Alert!!!
If you want to find out what the outline of each episode in the new series is go here as it is the accounts of the lucky people who were in the audience when the episodes were getting filmed.
Episode 4 sounds the best.
http://www.acacia.plus.com/ partridge/imstillalanpartridge.htm (remove spaces)
If you want to find out what the outline of each episode in the new series is go here as it is the accounts of the lucky people who were in the audience when the episodes were getting filmed.
Episode 4 sounds the best.
http://www.acacia.plus.com/ partridge/imstillalanpartridge.htm (remove spaces)
"sorry I'm a bit late,I had a shower, I was feeling a bit clammy"
then the look on lynns face as if she is thinking ewwww
then the look on lynns face as if she is thinking ewwww
"How olds your girlfriend?"
"My wife is 54 if you must know"
"My girlfriend is 33, that's 13 years younger than me. Back of the net"
"What do you think about 15 minutes?"
"Yeah, yeah I think so"
"Better make it an hour, I want to have a shower before and preferably after"
"My wife is 54 if you must know"
"My girlfriend is 33, that's 13 years younger than me. Back of the net"
"What do you think about 15 minutes?"
"Yeah, yeah I think so"
"Better make it an hour, I want to have a shower before and preferably after"
"there are enough supplies in here to last 3 weeks, so if you want a Mars bar, go swivel!"
"I drive a car, but NOT like this idiot... IN AMERICA!*points at camera*
Absolutely excellent. Steve Coogan ruuuules.
"I drive a car, but NOT like this idiot... IN AMERICA!*points at camera*
Absolutely excellent. Steve Coogan ruuuules.
If you have access to BBC Choice then it is repeated tonight (Tue) at 11pm and again on Thursday at 930pm.
Best bit was:
Phil: I just remembered. Remember that day you caught me in the dark room
snogging that lab assisstant? What were you doing there?
Alan: Developing photographs...because that's what it was for.
Also:
Alan: I've got a girlfriend!!!
Phil: I've got a wife.
Alan: Is she older than you or is she younger than you?
Phil: Well if you must know Alan she older than me. She's 52.
Alan: My girlfriend is 33, I'm 47, shes 14 years younger than me.
Back of the net!!!
Absolute quality!!!
Best bit was:
Phil: I just remembered. Remember that day you caught me in the dark room
snogging that lab assisstant? What were you doing there?
Alan: Developing photographs...because that's what it was for.
Also:
Alan: I've got a girlfriend!!!
Phil: I've got a wife.
Alan: Is she older than you or is she younger than you?
Phil: Well if you must know Alan she older than me. She's 52.
Alan: My girlfriend is 33, I'm 47, shes 14 years younger than me.
Back of the net!!!
Absolute quality!!!
I was too busy watching Episodes 1 + 2 of Star Wars on DVD to catch Partridge, but hopefully my mate at college taped it, and is in a lending mood when I see him
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/iap_new/ep2.shtml
Sneak peek of next week's show.
Sneak peek of next week's show.
" I can give you £200 in cash... or £230 in cheque form "
" That's not a pen1s, it's a mouse "
" That's not a pen1s, it's a mouse "
Feck it, I was out an totally forgot it was on. Been waiting for this series for gaes, anyone know if it's gonna be repeated?
"Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris they made comebacks too".
"If you let me leave I'll pay you £200 cash or £230 by cheque. That's a months wages top you I've heard".
A very good episode I thought.
"He got the lab technician up the duff and he never sees the kid!"
Spiteful man.
"If you let me leave I'll pay you £200 cash or £230 by cheque. That's a months wages top you I've heard".
A very good episode I thought.
"He got the lab technician up the duff and he never sees the kid!"
Spiteful man.
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