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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Hercules! wrote:
> Jeez, I can just tell that you lot are only critisizing because you
> want to win the game. Just stop it! We are trying to cheer Tony up,
> not just trying to win a game off him for finding loads of jokes off
> the net or just typing in all the ones that have been said ages and
> ages ago.
> The ones that ive done are ones that ive only just heard and ones
> which I think Tony may like.
>
> Jeebus, just stop being so greedy and paranoid!...... or something.
>
> CHEER TONY UP! STOP GOING FOR GAD! and STOP CRITISIZING!
>
> gggrrr!
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Hercules....Brown noser of the Millennium

Blonde in a Swimming Race

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''

Two women were chatting and one asked the other,

"Dot, do you talk to your husband while you're having passionate sex?"

Dot answered, "Heavens No! Why would you want to make a phone call at a time like that?"

Yep

Sucking up is bad for you. :-D

Jeez, I can just tell that you lot are only critisizing because you want to win the game. Just stop it! We are trying to cheer Tony up, not just trying to win a game off him for finding loads of jokes off the net or just typing in all the ones that have been said ages and ages ago.
The ones that ive done are ones that ive only just heard and ones which I think Tony may like.

Jeebus, just stop being so greedy and paranoid!...... or something.

CHEER TONY UP! STOP GOING FOR GAD! and STOP CRITISIZING!

gggrrr!

allardini wrote:
> This is ridiculous. You can tell that most of these (and especially
> that one from Hercules with the $'s) have been copied from other
> webistes.
>
> Use your heads!

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I commented on that after the thing, I know that I copied it from a website and I know that everyone else knows that but you gimme a joke that *you* made up or something.

There are no jokes that you can come up with now that havent already been done before!

You use your head silly!

Ok, whatever.

You cant say that your stuff is better than what ive posted because:

1) You probably copied it from a site.
2) Its wrong to say your stuff is better.
3) That thing wasnt a spoof.
4) People have laughed at what ive submitted - even Tony himself.
5) A joke, to me, is something that makes someone laugh.
6) Lots more things that I cant be bothered to say.

So ner....

Yo' mamma is so stupid...


01) I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

02) I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.

03) It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

04) On her job application where it says emergency contact she put 999.

05) If you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

06) If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

07) She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

08) She fell up the stairs. [...]

09) She got hit by a parked car.

10) She married Yo' daddy.

This is ridiculous. You can tell that most of these (and especially that one from Hercules with the $'s) have been copied from other webistes.

Use your heads!