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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Ladder of success

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success", she said. No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye "Shag me or climb the ladder to success", she said. "Well", thought the man, "might as well carry on." On the next cloud was an even slimmer female who, this time, was quite attractive. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success", she uttered. The man thought to himself that it was getting better as he went on, so he went on. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Shag me or climb the ladder to success", she flirted. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was an old fat bloke sat there. "Who are you?", the man asked. "Hello", said the fat bloke, "my name's Cess!"

Vottanator wrote:
> (The Backstreet Boys song was swiftly stopped and a better song was
> played. O-Town! Just kidding...)
*******

You didn't answer the question...which must mean your brother is fruity.
Cool..is he like really camp or is he a butch fairy?:op

Mystique wrote:
> Is your brother you know...a bit fruity?

You might say that. It's a bit strange really. He likes Slipknot and Korn and all that type of music yet he has about 15 Backstreet Boys songs, a few O-Town ones and an NSync (!!!!!) one on his Winamp playlist.

And he also bought that Backstreet Boys album a few months ago. Then he got his hair dyed black.

Posh Kid wrote:
> DEFINITION OF WIN 95
>
>
> Windows 95: n.
> 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for
> a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system
> originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
> written by a 2 bit company that can't stand
> 1 bit of competition.

YAY geek jokes how they make me laugh.

I've got a joke...

What goes ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ah? actually just realised it's very dirty so I wont bother.

DEFINITION OF WIN 95


Windows 95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for
a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system
originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company that can't stand
1 bit of competition.

Mystique wrote:
> and to all the members posting loads of crappy jokes..You know who you
> are.
>
> Shammmme on you!

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DAMN! She doesn't approve! The stupid witch doesn't approve!!

Errrm....did I say witch? I mean white witch. Beautiful....white....witch. Yeah, that's right.

(The Backstreet Boys song was swiftly stopped and a better song was played. O-Town! Just kidding...)

Is your brother you know...a bit fruity?

Errrm....you're 50 years of age and you talk with people on the internet on a chat forum, most members of which are about 14 to 17 years of age.

As you can see, I don't know any jokes.

But I'll tell you something funny.....I'm listning to a Backstreet Boys song on my Winamp playlist! It's not mine! It's my brothers! :-S

Close to 500 replies in under 2 days...and another 15 days til the comp closes......whoever has to read through the millions of replies this gets to pick a winner must be insane.

I tip my hat to you insane staff member.

and to all the members posting loads of crappy jokes..You know who you are.

Shammmme on you!