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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Tony is so old, he farts out mummy dust.

Oh come on let me set you up! So do you want a guy who is as fruity as they come, a true queen, or a rough n ready sailor type?

I'm sure Snuggly wants some lovin...maybe I could set the two of you up!
Whaddya think?

Right, I'm going to bed with Dave now. I think I'll lie in in the morning too, have some fun with my homo buddy.

As they say, you should try everything at least once in your life except incest. I just liked it so much I kept going. Not incest obviously, the whole gay thing.

And with that, I say goodnight....

Mystique wrote:
> So you got yourself a nice fella then?

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Yeah sure. Errrm....Dave from Backstreet Boys.

Vottanator wrote:
> I'm not the one listning to Backstreet Boys! Hold on, yes I am...
>
> *sigh*
>
> Okaaaaaay....I'm like those metal works guys on simpsons who work hard
> and play hard....
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So you got yourself a nice fella then? I can set you up if you want!

Oh dear Posh kid I can tell that I already don't like you. I'm not even gonna waste my time arguing with you, if you want to spend all your time copy pasting mainly humourless jokes then it's up to you.

Oh and don't take my comments so personally next time, I understand if it's that time of the month again but don't take it out on me.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away! Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...

"Will you leave me alone, I'm trying to take a dump!"

Tony is so old, his memory is in black and white.

Tony is so old, his birth-certificate expired.

Tony is so old, he has an autographed bible.

Tony is so old, I told him to act his age and he died.


Cheer you up Tony?.... :P

I'm not the one listning to Backstreet Boys! Hold on, yes I am...

*sigh*

Okaaaaaay....I'm like those metal works guys on simpsons who work hard and play hard....

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Says you who can't buy his own games so resorts to copy pasting
> practically every joke on the Internet into this threa in the hope of
> winning a freebie.
>
> Get a Hobby...


Says you who spends most his life on here talking a load of sog dhit!

And by the way you've won more than me, so stop being such a deluded hypocrit!

And look at the large number of people who also have the intension of winning a freebie...except for your sad, lonely self.

Fool!