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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Vottanator wrote:

> It doesn't run in the family if that's what you're thinking! So the
> jokes end here!! Dammit! Why does this topic have to be all about
> jokes?!
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I wasn't calling you gay. I didn't think you were either.
But I do now after your sudden outburst...so tell me are you like a true queen or are you like those metal works guys on simpsons who work hard and play hard..(EVERY BODY DANCE NOW! DUM DUM DUDM DUDMDUMD!)

heh heh heh

Posh Kid wrote:
> Asylum:
>
> A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents
> chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Being curious
> about all this, he finds a hole in the fence looks in and someone
> pokes him in the eyes. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting
> "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Now that was preety funny my incompetent friend.

Asylum:

A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Being curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence looks in and someone pokes him in the eyes. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

Posh Kid wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
>
> >YAY geek jokes how they make me laugh.
>
> You sad incompetent child!
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There are pills that'll fix that for 12 hours straight...send a cheque for £8 made payable to Mystique...

Mystique wrote:
> Vottanator wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Is your brother you know...a bit fruity?
>
> You might say that.
> ********
>
> AH HA!


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It doesn't run in the family if that's what you're thinking! So the jokes end here!! Dammit! Why does this topic have to be all about jokes?!

Posh Kid wrote:

> You sad incompetent child!

Says you who can't buy his own games so resorts to copy pasting practically every joke on the Internet into this threa in the hope of winning a freebie.

Get a Hobby...

How can people tell that the Toothbrush wasn't invented by Rednecks?

If they invented it, we would be using a "TEETHBRUSH".

Vottanator wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Is your brother you know...a bit fruity?
>
> You might say that.
********

AH HA!

Tiltawhirl wrote:

>YAY geek jokes how they make me laugh.

You sad incompetent child!

LOL @ fruity