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Gag away!
Patient: I followed the prescription just as you told me.
Doctor: And how did that break your neck?
Patient: It blew out the back of the bus.
So do I; this is a Post Office
Ben: What was it?
Teacher: Egg.
Ben: Wrong teacher, that was yesterday.
It's when your tang get's all tongulled up.
Boy: Thank goodness it's friday!
boy 2: Only my dog, but that was before he was housetrained.
They're walking down the road and paddy falls into a 6ft deep empty hole.
Ben shouts "Have you broken anything?"
Paddy replies "There's nothin down here to break"
They're walking down the road and paddy falls into a 6ft deep hole.
Ben shouts "Have you broken anything?"
Paddy replies "There's nothin down here to break"
They're walking down the road and paddy falls into a 6 foot deep hole.
Ben shouts "Is it dark in there?"
Paddy replies "I dunno, I can't see!"