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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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Does any body know where I can buy Zelda: Majora's Mask for a reasonable price if you do email me at [email protected] asap
please this game needs to be bought
please this game needs to be bought
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
well , im gonna be honest with you here .... urrr , NO. Sorry ,
sedgie , yours was pretty good though.
sedgie , yours was pretty good though.
U like mine?
English man, Irish man, Sottish man went into a strip joint.
They all sat at a bar whilst a toppless girl was dancing on there table in front of them.
"very nice" said the English man and felt her bum and slipped ten pounds into her thong.
"very nice" said the Irish man and felt her bum and slipped ten pounds into her thong.
"very nice" said the Sottish man and pulled out his walled,got his credit card,swiped it in her bum and took ten pounds.
Abit corney but still funny,(its better said than read)
They all sat at a bar whilst a toppless girl was dancing on there table in front of them.
"very nice" said the English man and felt her bum and slipped ten pounds into her thong.
"very nice" said the Irish man and felt her bum and slipped ten pounds into her thong.
"very nice" said the Sottish man and pulled out his walled,got his credit card,swiped it in her bum and took ten pounds.
Abit corney but still funny,(its better said than read)
MAN:What's your favourite lesson in school?
ME:History
MAN:Why?
ME:My history teacher makes the Romans sound interesting and i think i know how!
MAN:How?
ME:Well she looks so old she must be Julius Caesars grandmother!!
HA HA HA HA!
Ok i know it was rubbish!
ME:History
MAN:Why?
ME:My history teacher makes the Romans sound interesting and i think i know how!
MAN:How?
ME:Well she looks so old she must be Julius Caesars grandmother!!
HA HA HA HA!
Ok i know it was rubbish!
Three women are sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first woman presses
her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously.
"That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her
palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand,"
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from the crack of her butt.
The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax."
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first woman presses
her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously.
"That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her
palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand,"
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from the crack of her butt.
The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax."
this gets worse as u go in.
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