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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Your joke was absolute dog turrd!

Parrotgliding..

It was crap...

Tony just had a dodgy sense of humour that day...

With a fookin' Dr Eight Ball joke.

And guess who gave you Dr Eight Balls addy...

Ha, I won this.

Looky looky!

Looky what I found!

Great Joke RM18 made me lol really loud. Stuart Little springs to mind ,does it not?

Blonde walks into library and says "I'll have a Big Mac and fries please"
The librarian says "sorry this is a library"
Blonde says "(whispering) Oh Sorry."I'll have a Big Mac and fries please"


Why Is a blonde like a door knob?
Because everyone gets a turn!

ermm Sorry to say this but this room is for jokes and simply that wasn't very funny but answering you question try ebay.co.uk

I'll be back soon, I'm just going to count how many times I;ve heard that one this year . . .

And the moral is dont play with snakes that spit at you ;0)

One night during a thuderstorm a young girl gjumps in bed with her dad cause she is scared. "Hey dady what that" ? she asks she starts touching her dads naughty bits
"Dont touch that" her dad says "its my snake"
the little girl says "OK" , then they both go off to sleep
The next morning the dad finds his naughty bit all swollen and sore. He turns to the little girl and asks "What happen"?
The little girl says "well daddy I was playing with your snake last night but it spat at me so I wrung its neck"