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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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why did the chicken cross the road?
no the road crossed the chicken
no the road crossed the chicken
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
to get to the other side
Yes and double posting is also an evil way!
DOMAYE wrote:
> Absolutely nothing! He copied an entire joke just to write, 'Been done before' at the end...
Now thats a dodgy way to get your word count up!
> Absolutely nothing! He copied an entire joke just to write, 'Been done before' at the end...
Now thats a dodgy way to get your word count up!
DOMAYE wrote:
> Absolutely nothing! He copied an entire joke just to write, 'Been done before@ at the end...
Now thats a dodgy way to get your word count up!
> Absolutely nothing! He copied an entire joke just to write, 'Been done before@ at the end...
Now thats a dodgy way to get your word count up!
Why's Brazil got such a high pregnancy rate?
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Because Brazilians can lob Seaman from 40 yards.
:-)
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Because Brazilians can lob Seaman from 40 yards.
:-)
er-no Tony. :P
These are some anagrams of words:
Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
George Bush - He bugs Gore
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
Semolina - Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
Contradiction - Accord not in it
Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
George Bush - He bugs Gore
Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
Semolina - Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
Contradiction - Accord not in it
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> A farmer is sitting in a neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man
> comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey why are you sitting here on
> this beautiful day getting drunk?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you can't explain."
>
> "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The
> farmer decides to try an answer.
>
> "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
> milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left
> leg and kicked it over."
>
> "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So, what happened?" the man asked again.
>
> The farmer reluctantly, continued, "I took her left leg and tied
> it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and
> continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took
> her right leg and kicked it over."
>
> "Again?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
>
> "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat
> back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket
> full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail."
>
> "Wow, you must have been pretty upset, but that's no reason to
> just sit here getting all depressed."
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.
>
> "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied
> her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife
> walked in. Some things you just can't explain."
already been done
> A farmer is sitting in a neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man
> comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey why are you sitting here on
> this beautiful day getting drunk?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you can't explain."
>
> "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The
> farmer decides to try an answer.
>
> "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow
> milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left
> leg and kicked it over."
>
> "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So, what happened?" the man asked again.
>
> The farmer reluctantly, continued, "I took her left leg and tied
> it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and
> continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took
> her right leg and kicked it over."
>
> "Again?"
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
>
> "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat
> back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket
> full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail."
>
> "Wow, you must have been pretty upset, but that's no reason to
> just sit here getting all depressed."
>
> The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
>
> "So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.
>
> "Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied
> her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife
> walked in. Some things you just can't explain."
already been done
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