The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
Page:
Hercules! wrote:
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
FHM weren't it?
Hercules gets award for oldest joke ;-)
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
FHM weren't it?
Hercules gets award for oldest joke ;-)
Doctor, Doctor I've got fifty nine seconds to live
Doctor:please wait a minute
____________________________________
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor:Pull yourself together man!
_____________________________________
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm going blind
Shop asistant:This is Sainsburys The doctors is next door.
_____________________________________
Person:Doctor, Doctor I think there's something wrong with my bum. My farts Don't smell.
Doctor:please fart for me then
*Person farts*
Doctor:right I'm going to give you an injection
Person:For my bum?
Doctor:no,for your nose.
_______________________________________
Person:Doctor, Doctor I think I'm going Paranoid
*doctor looks at him*
Person:Why are you staring at me? WHY?WHY?WHY?
Doctor:please wait a minute
____________________________________
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor:Pull yourself together man!
_____________________________________
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm going blind
Shop asistant:This is Sainsburys The doctors is next door.
_____________________________________
Person:Doctor, Doctor I think there's something wrong with my bum. My farts Don't smell.
Doctor:please fart for me then
*Person farts*
Doctor:right I'm going to give you an injection
Person:For my bum?
Doctor:no,for your nose.
_______________________________________
Person:Doctor, Doctor I think I'm going Paranoid
*doctor looks at him*
Person:Why are you staring at me? WHY?WHY?WHY?
A man was in his front yard mowing his grass when he noticed his attractive blonde neighbor kept rushing out to her mailbox, looking inside and slamming it shut looking very annoyed.
When she came out to do this for the fifth time the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
------
Now *that*, ive heard before. But still good.
When she came out to do this for the fifth time the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
------
Now *that*, ive heard before. But still good.
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, a local policeman came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The policeman asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
A few days later, a local policeman came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The policeman asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
Hercules! wrote:
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
ha.
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
ha.
No everyone is just comic geniuses and are creating these jokes just like that.
Outback Ash wrote:
> Ive heard this from about 5 other people! lol
--------
Ive only just heard it.
:D
Ah well, I found it funny.
> Ive heard this from about 5 other people! lol
--------
Ive only just heard it.
:D
Ah well, I found it funny.
Hercules! wrote:
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
Ive heard this from about 5 other people! lol
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
>
> "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
>
> "I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are
> potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and
> insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a
> good day. What does it tell you?"
>
> "Somebody stole our tent."
Ive heard this from about 5 other people! lol
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a good day. What does it tell you?"
"Somebody stole our tent."
"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a good day. What does it tell you?"
"Somebody stole our tent."
Page: