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Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
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Hopefully it wouldnt be a local, with all the 'regulars' going silent as the newbies walking in... (this is a local pub for local people)
And definitly as long as its not a 'theme' pub...
An Aussie theme pub where they throw everyone out at 10:50...
Or an Irish theme pub where no-one can hear anyone speak because the dodgy live band to PLAYING TOO LOUDLY!
And definitly as long as its not a 'theme' pub...
An Aussie theme pub where they throw everyone out at 10:50...
Or an Irish theme pub where no-one can hear anyone speak because the dodgy live band to PLAYING TOO LOUDLY!
Would you be able to reach from down there? :-)
I would get loads of people drunk too, Stryke, Rob, Rasta,etc and see who acts the best when they are drunk.
I would get loads of people drunk too, Stryke, Rob, Rasta,etc and see who acts the best when they are drunk.
AliBoy wrote:
> I would be drunk, no doubt. Probably mocking people for what they look
> like, especially Rasta, with his spikey hair. :-)
You won't be mocking when I put your eye out with one of them :P
>
> Only joking rasta
:-)
> I would be drunk, no doubt. Probably mocking people for what they look
> like, especially Rasta, with his spikey hair. :-)
You won't be mocking when I put your eye out with one of them :P
>
> Only joking rasta
:-)
I would be drunk, no doubt. Probably mocking people for what they look like, especially Rasta, with his spikey hair. :-)
Only joking rasta
Only joking rasta
Mystique wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> >Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book
> of
> chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would
> blame her.
> *******
> Maybe.
> Or Hybrid n Me could be gettin it onnnn in a secluded corner of the
> pub.
>
> With Semajal and KR hiding behind a plant or something having their
> web cams at the ready for a live web cast.
and telescopes, SLR cameras and an internet link open to the Sun paper to send Instant pictures.
> SHEEPY wrote:
> >Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book
> of
> chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would
> blame her.
> *******
> Maybe.
> Or Hybrid n Me could be gettin it onnnn in a secluded corner of the
> pub.
>
> With Semajal and KR hiding behind a plant or something having their
> web cams at the ready for a live web cast.
and telescopes, SLR cameras and an internet link open to the Sun paper to send Instant pictures.
Mouldy Cheese Wrote:
> Counting Crows would probably be played...
Yeah, there'd be a mysterious small person controlling the pubs music. Wonder who that would be...
> Counting Crows would probably be played...
Yeah, there'd be a mysterious small person controlling the pubs music. Wonder who that would be...
And the rest of you would pay with vouchers...or try and pay with reddies as your blind drunk :S
SHEEPY wrote:
>> Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of
> chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would
> blame her.
*******
Maybe.
Or Hybrid n Me could be gettin it onnnn in a secluded corner of the pub.
With Semajal and KR hiding behind a plant or something having their web cams at the ready for a live web cast.
>> Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of
> chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would
> blame her.
*******
Maybe.
Or Hybrid n Me could be gettin it onnnn in a secluded corner of the pub.
With Semajal and KR hiding behind a plant or something having their web cams at the ready for a live web cast.
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