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Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
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Oh I forgot..
You troll
You troll
So what if I'm gay and want to touch you.
You homophobic?
You homophobic?
Goatboy would make a point of sitting opposite me, calling me a troll for the first few hours. Then, slipping into drunkenness, he begins to try to play footsie with me under the table, at which point I get my coat, and run home.
I bet you'd actually stand around not saying a word to anyone as you're all too shy.
Either that or someone would suggest a game of "Guess who's who", where we all have to guess each others online name.
What fun.
Either that or someone would suggest a game of "Guess who's who", where we all have to guess each others online name.
What fun.
You'd all be in the lounge and a select few of the 'elders' would be in the bar, moaning.
HalloHowArtThou would wind people up.
I'd have my stereotype to live up to. Therefore I will rule you all at drinking. Especially you, AliBoy. Soft Scottish git. Where's Sheepy? He'd be a good drinking partner I'd bet.
One thing is for sure.... it would be a great laugh.
Damn, how would I hide my identity? Nobody has ever really seen what I look like, even my picture on er-no.com hides most of my features in strange bright colours lol :D
Damn, how would I hide my identity? Nobody has ever really seen what I look like, even my picture on er-no.com hides most of my features in strange bright colours lol :D
Next door trying to chat Mystique up, I bet. You'd probably get into a drunken brawl with Hybrid Valves over her
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