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"If everyone was to meet in a pub"

Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.

A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.

Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.

The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.

The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.

Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)

Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.

Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.

There would be many pansy fights:

Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter

I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye

You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?

Your Honour and Stryke would leave together

We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ

You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring

You would need about 50 tables

Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.

Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:

a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people

and d) they're away out at another pub.

That's about it.

The Pub would make a fortune and the owners would sell up and move to Jamaica or somwhere similar. The pub would be unused for many years until SR purchased it to build a new superstore.

THE END

When Goatboy arrived, everyone would run away. I would, anyway.

Counting Crows would probably be played.

A few people would have to cut out cardboard boxes to look like monitors, and hold them in front of thier head at all time.

Mystique would actually be a 35 year old bloke called Dave.

Grix would be dressed in full DOGBOY!!!!! attire.

People would probably bring up embarresing (sp?) topics from the Life forum.

I'd nick the pub's sugar, obviously.

You'd all stomp on me though. I know you lot.

Lawless Fever wrote:
> Damn straight! Stereophonics are retarded, and they bare the albums to
> prove so! 'Just Enough Education To Perform' my ace!

dont dis steriophonics

whatever dis means

And i'd be crouching in a dark corner, sharpening my spoon with a blunt chip buttie, and scowling at passers by through my thick veil of smoke and beer scent. .......or maybe not.

What does 'LOL' mean, anyway? (I'm a Newbie, see.)

Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> I'd probably kick KR's lil gayboy butt. But he wouldnt turn up
> because he'd be posting on here.

LOL

I'd probably kick KR's lil gayboy butt. But he wouldnt turn up because he'd be posting on here.

"So u r a regulr?"

"No, I'm a person. Excuse me."

"Wow, im a newbie mi self my mum sed i cud cum."

"Amazing."

"yeh and im going 2 drink 2 pints ov coke."

"Aren't you big?"

Wouldn't this be a fun conversation?

Stryke wrote:
> I'd hide from a lot of people who want to squash me. Thats a lot of
> people. I can feel the love for me at the moment.

As long as you don't like village people and your dog don't peep on me.. thats cool..

I never want to hear you say. 'which backstreet boy is gay'

Love this spoof song.

I'd hide from a lot of people who want to squash me. Thats a lot of people. I can feel the love for me at the moment.