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"If everyone was to meet in a pub"

Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.

A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.

Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.

The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.

The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.

Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)

Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.

Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.

There would be many pansy fights:

Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter

I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye

You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?

Your Honour and Stryke would leave together

We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ

You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring

You would need about 50 tables

Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.

Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:

a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people

and d) they're away out at another pub.

That's about it.

Little Hedgehog wrote:
> I'd most probably nick people's beers like I normally do, or just sit
> in the corner and text people (when I get credit, last time I spent
> £10.00 in less than one day on just texting one person) and I'd
> snog me boyf.

Welcome back to the forums. £10?? Who on? I spent a tenner on someone in one day too! Hehe, coinstidance (Sp?)! ;)

Nick peoples beer? A girl? Hur hur. J/k!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
>
> Well having a member of staff in my "pockets" helps
>
> -----------
>
> You're in each other's pockets!

Pockets? you sure? Yeah thats the p word I was thinking too ;-)

I'd most probably nick people's beers like I normally do, or just sit in the corner and text people (when I get credit, last time I spent £10.00 in less than one day on just texting one person) and I'd snog me boyf.

Mystique wrote:

> Well having a member of staff in my "pockets" helps

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You're in each other's pockets!

Heh- I'd know what I would do...

*starts eyeing the barmaid up*

Hehe

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Or just join in.;o)
>
> --------
>
> It's amazing what Mystique gets away with on these forums.... Heh

*****

Well having a member of staff in my "pockets" helps
:op!!

Sgt Pepper wrote:
> Lawless Fever wrote:
> Damn straight! Stereophonics are retarded, and they bare the albums
> to
> prove so! 'Just Enough Education To Perform' my ace!
>
> dont dis steriophonics
>
> whatever dis means

'Dis' is either retardian for 'This', or to take the mick out of some poor bagger. Stereophonics are the appitomy of suckage, though.

And to the guy who has a Phd (Dr Giblets, in case you hadn't guessed ;D), LOL means 'Laughing Out Loud'. Interpret it as you will...

id sit in the corner...

Mystique wrote:
> Or just join in.;o)

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It's amazing what Mystique gets away with on these forums.... Heh

Mystique wrote:

> Ahhh you're just jealous!

*cries*

No I'm not