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"If everyone was to meet in a pub"

Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.

A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.

Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.

The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.

The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.

Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)

Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.

Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.

There would be many pansy fights:

Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter

I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye

You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?

Your Honour and Stryke would leave together

We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ

You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring

You would need about 50 tables

Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.

Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:

a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people

and d) they're away out at another pub.

That's about it.

I'd be handing out cigarettes to the underage kids and giving them beer, and then laughing as they tried to fight each other but threw up from smoking.

Or I'd be next door.

I'd challenge Grix and Stryke to a drinking contest, as a way of proving myself to be "the man" when it comes to alchohol consumption. Dunno if I'd win, but I might, since I've been drinking heavily since I was 15 - that's over three years of liver punishment

I'll end up having a drinking contest with Sheepy... definitely. Probably end up with pints of vodka, trying our best to stay alive.

It would have to be a beer garden, that way the younger members could go too and not get thrown out. A group of us would probably stay till evening and sit round the fire telling stories (while a couple of drunk newbies would probably interrupt every so often with pointless comments just as the story was getting interesting...)

Would be interesting though.

Beers pusssy? whatever *talk to the hand*

No pusssy drinks allowed...

Vodka and a few other spirits... that's all.

Anyone who has bacardi breezers and beer are ooooot.

Mouldy Cheese wrote:

"Grix would be dressed in full DOGBOY!!!!! attire."

Hell yes. If we all ever do meet in some sort of party thing, I promise I'll come dressed as him.

no no no, lager maybe but no poof juice so to speak, hard drink only spirts and shots are all you are allowed.
*Wonder who would last longest? :-)

AliBoy wrote:

> I would get loads of people drunk too, Stryke, Rob, Rasta,etc and see
> who acts the best when they are drunk.
*******

As long as its not on lager or smirnoff ice crap then I'll play!
:oD

AliBoy wrote:
> Would you be able to reach from down there? :-)

I may be small but I can jump pretty damn high. Ich hast springy legs :-D