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Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.
Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.
The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.
The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.
Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)
Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.
Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.
There would be many pansy fights:
Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter
I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye
You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?
Your Honour and Stryke would leave together
We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ
You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring
You would need about 50 tables
Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.
Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:
a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people
and d) they're away out at another pub.
That's about it.
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I am up for it. :)
Wouldn't mind meeting a few of you, and also standing tall above Sheepy after climbing from my tank (which I would drive there in).
That would rule.
Wouldn't mind meeting a few of you, and also standing tall above Sheepy after climbing from my tank (which I would drive there in).
That would rule.
Shaneo would get smashed on half a shandy. Max.
Nah, Shaneo would be like one of those Parrots which keeps on copying whatever you say.
Don't forget that some newbie and regular would have a fight in the pub and be chucked out.
And Shaneo would probably get drunk and smash something and be barred. However he'd keep coming back in different disguises ;-)
And Shaneo would probably get drunk and smash something and be barred. However he'd keep coming back in different disguises ;-)
Damn right
I'd ask for Stereophonics to be played but would be pummelled with kiwis.
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about Sheepy. Ask him, he may
> let you touch it. Otherwise I can suggest a recipe on how to make a
> home-made thong.
Sheepy - hand me a spoon so I can eat your ace! In the mean time, I'd better go through the cookbooks. I'll look through the clothing section...;D
> I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about Sheepy. Ask him, he may
> let you touch it. Otherwise I can suggest a recipe on how to make a
> home-made thong.
Sheepy - hand me a spoon so I can eat your ace! In the mean time, I'd better go through the cookbooks. I'll look through the clothing section...;D
My friend is a mong
My friend has a bong
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