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"If everyone was to meet in a pub"

Who posted on the forums, something like this would happen.

A large percentage of users would be thrown out due to their age.

Your Honour/Wookiee would need to keep going to the toilet to change to their alter-ego.

The Scottish and English members would be slagged off after everything they said due to their accent.

The older folks would sit in the corner and talk about breasts... the smaller people would buy coke and talk about games... then there would be the small group that wanted to go home.

Half the people would ask Snuggly if he could pick them for GAD the next day and slip him one (packet of crisps that is)

Nobody would really talk to each other except Goatboy, Snuggly, monkey_man because they have a *thing* going on.

Mystique would have many drinks bought for her and asked a book of chat up lines... although would probably not turn up... who would blame her.

There would be many pansy fights:

Your Honour v Stryke
Grix v Bonus
Grix v Dringo
Grix v Turbonutter

I would shout gay boy at Grix all night until he cracked... aye aye

You would notice how similar people talk how they type... wot is dat?

Your Honour and Stryke would leave together

We would put the bill on Tony's tab and send it to Special Reserve HQ

You would realise that some people are really, really, really boring

You would need about 50 tables

Meka would need to take his kids as his wife was away out... we would make them fight and take bets.

Errr and nobody would probably turn up because:

a) They're too thick to find the pub
b) Past their bed time
c) Scared to go because they are ugly or just generally scared of the forum people

and d) they're away out at another pub.

That's about it.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Ohh errr matron.
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Ahhh you're just jealous!

AliBoy wrote:
>
>
> You will regret that one day Stryke. One day I will face that
> challenge and someone will be very ill.

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Yes. You. :-)

Ohh errr matron.

Goatboy wrote:
> I'd be handing out cigarettes to the underage kids and giving them
> beer, and then laughing as they tried to fight each other but threw up
> from smoking.
>
> Or I'd be next door.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Next door trying to chat Mystique up, I bet. You'd probably get into a
> drunken brawl with Hybrid Valves over her
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Or just join in.;o)

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I can see me and Sheepy getting really drunk, getting up and smacking
> someone with a chair who keeps talking about gaming.
>
> "Did you know the Gamecube sold 5,030 units yesterday?"
>
> "Really?"
>
> *WHACK*

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Damn right (again)

Or if anyone came with a Mario t-shirt on or something:

" I'll be really cool and wear this "

Stryke wrote:

Where's Sheepy? He'd be a good drinking partner I'd bet.

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Damn right

Stryke wrote:
> I'd have my stereotype to live up to. Therefore I will rule you all
> at drinking.

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Like to see you try

Sheesh, i'm not 18 until July but i'd still get served, bah, probably just sit there and gibber on.

I'd be chucked out because my age.

Stryke wrote:
> I'd have my stereotype to live up to. Therefore I will rule you all at
> drinking. Especially you, AliBoy. Soft Scottish git. Where's Sheepy?
> He'd be a good drinking partner I'd bet.

You will regret that one day Stryke. One day I will face that challenge and someone will be very ill.