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"ROFLMAO thread"

Ok, so this will probably fall flat on its face but its worth a go. The other week, Grix started that thread where everyone posted something they wanted everyone to do and it went down brilliantly.

In this one, just post something funny, something that will make everyone laugh. Stupid stories, good jokes... anything which makes everyone laugh! Stories can be true, ones you've found on the net or ones that have happened to you... if its funny then 'stick it in'.

Hope you enjoy reading whatever goes in here!
(if there is another thread somewhere which i have missed for this kinda stuff then i apologise!)

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> what time did the chinaman have an apointment at the dentists?
Tooth hurty!

Ouch. that just hurt. (winces at poor humour)

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her a**
And now two of his front teeth are missing.

Heh, I like that one...

No.2 wrote:
> i'v got a really good one but it's dirty.

What don't you like getting your hands dirty!

i'v got a really good one but it's dirty

what time did the chinaman have an apointment at the dentists?




Tooth hurty!

WHAHAHA!!

*crys from the onslaught of joke that are actually fuuny*

Try these - some are pretty good.

Computer lingo guide

Log on - Adding a log to your wood stove

Log off - Don't add a log to your wood stove

Monitor - Keep an eye on the wood stove

Megahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning

Floppy disk - What you get from piling too much wood into your wood stove

Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work

Drive - Getting home during most of the winter to your wood stove

Hard drive - Trying to get home during a heavy snow storm

Prompt - What you wish the mail was during the snow season

Enter - Come on in

Windows - What you must shut when the temperature hits 10 below

Screen - What is a must during black fly season

Chip - What you munch during a football games

Microchip - What's left in the bag when the normal chips are gone

Modem - What you did to your fields last July

Dot Matrix - Eino Matrix's wife

Laptop - Where the grandkids sit

Keyboard - Where you're supposed to put the keys so the wife can find them

Software - Plastic picnic utensils

Mouse - What leaves those little turds in the cupboard

Mainframe - The part of the house that holds up the roof

Port - Where the commercial fishing boats dock

Random Access Memory - When you can't remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when wife asks about it

I would but I'm lazy. Oh well, ha ha, georgie porgie. LOL

No Im getting them from all over the place. Just copy and paste in to wordpad.

Evidently you had to be there