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"ROFLMAO thread"

Ok, so this will probably fall flat on its face but its worth a go. The other week, Grix started that thread where everyone posted something they wanted everyone to do and it went down brilliantly.

In this one, just post something funny, something that will make everyone laugh. Stupid stories, good jokes... anything which makes everyone laugh! Stories can be true, ones you've found on the net or ones that have happened to you... if its funny then 'stick it in'.

Hope you enjoy reading whatever goes in here!
(if there is another thread somewhere which i have missed for this kinda stuff then i apologise!)

LOL, you gotta save them. Is there a website with 'em on?

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> No.2 wrote:
> i'v got one there's an evil garaffe and he say "I will
> eat all the leaves
> on this tree so there are no leaves left on this tree
> and other garaffes may
> die, hahahahahaha,hahahaha"


You are
> strange. Please dont post any more 'jokes' as they are poo

I sor it on a video

I'm trying to find new rhymes and avoid teachers at same time. Not easy. Try this one.

Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one

And the others got away with minor injuries.

i'v got some jokes but if I said them i'd get banned

oh yer small frog am covered in bees

SMALL_FROG, where you go?

No.2 wrote:
> i'v got one there's an evil garaffe and he say "I will eat all the leaves
> on this tree so there are no leaves left on this tree and other garaffes may
> die, hahahahahaha,hahahaha"


You are strange. Please dont post any more 'jokes' as they are poo

uksgamer2002 wrote:
> WTF? Funny man, you ain't. Nice try though.

I sor it on a video

oh yer and a evil squirrel and he said "I will berry friut were no one will find it hahahaha,hahahahah" you just can't get an evil squirrel

LOL, I'm gettin funny looks 'cos I'm tryin not to laugh. You MUST save these. They are V. FUNNY.

Please dont start quoting Eddie Izzard. He's only funny when he's onstage.

How about these ones?

Simple Simon met a Pieman,
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you pillock"

And

Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

And

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee, wee, wee,
And bought some Depends disposable undergarments to solve that problem.

And

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was arrested for indecent exposure,
And is now serving time in the state pen.

Theres plenty more where this came from.

I mean you No.2, surely you can do better than that?