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"ROFLMAO thread"

Ok, so this will probably fall flat on its face but its worth a go. The other week, Grix started that thread where everyone posted something they wanted everyone to do and it went down brilliantly.

In this one, just post something funny, something that will make everyone laugh. Stupid stories, good jokes... anything which makes everyone laugh! Stories can be true, ones you've found on the net or ones that have happened to you... if its funny then 'stick it in'.

Hope you enjoy reading whatever goes in here!
(if there is another thread somewhere which i have missed for this kinda stuff then i apologise!)

I'd say bye, but if you were leaving the moment you said NOW, theres no point. Clever, huh.

leaving NOW bye

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> No.2 wrote:
> i'v got a really good one but it's dirty.

What don't you
> like getting your hands dirty!

well rude it's the same thing

better No.2, but not quite there. C ya later Small_frog, I may be on 2moro. Any more stuff to tell DMonster?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

This is called think before you leap!


21 July 2001, Idaho) When his brakes failed while driving down a
steep mountain road, Marco bailed out on his eight passengers
and leapt from his Dodge van. Too bad Marco didn't alert the
other passengers to the problem before he took flight so
precipitously. Another passenger was able to bring the vehicle to
a stop a short distance away. Marco struck his head on the
pavement and died at the scene. No one else was injured.

knock knock!

who's there?

madarm!

madarm who?

madarn finger stuck in the door!

I'm going to have to leave shortly - band practice dont'cha'know, but I'll see if I can get some good ones for either this evening or tommorow, ok?

Small_Frog wrote:
> Doughnut Monster wrote:
> what time did the chinaman have an apointment at
> the dentists?
Tooth hurty!

Ouch. that just hurt. (winces at poor humour)

*coughs* I know my jokes are terrible sorry!

the georgie porgie one was the best.....so far.