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"Girlfriend For Sale"

22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.

Try and get in touch with her. if she's selling herself, you might as well seal the deal.

Damn, I was just about to put a decent offer in for your girl...

You're gonna get banned, mate.

Asher D wrote:
> what about the games?

check out my tagline....

what about the games?

I'm not selling my girlfriend any more.

Instead, she's going to sell her self...

Shes got that gum chewing, chain swinging thing down to a tee...

As for girls give me bonio. that's a bit sad innit?

Yeah.....okay. I have enough girls on my tail to worry about without buying one.

Asher D wrote:
> I'll give you a half chewed toffee............

Shouldnt your tagline read "Girls give me bonio"?

(as in the dog biscuit, you muppets....)

:D

I'll give you a half chewed toffee............