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"Girlfriend For Sale"

22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.

Will you accept trade-in?

looks like I'm gona have to get in her good books so that she'll buy me a couple of games for Christmas...

Sure nobody wants to buy her..?

Ill give you..... a bus pass. An old one

ill give u a PS2 demo disc

I'll give you £2 for her sounds very nice

I will bid $1 for her, is she well endowed?

U r a freak. Can you speak proper at all?

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riat_sila wrote:
> Asher D wrote:
> Dirty beggar. Kids could be viewing this.
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