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"Girlfriend For Sale"

22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.

That's more like it....

with this kinda money I can just about afford 1/3 of a game.

ah, the sweet smell of success!

£10.20

I just begged on the street outside my house for half and hour and was able to put together £10.17
Yeah that should get me a blonde bimbo.

Oh, bollards. Where am I gonna find that sort of money.Oh here we are.Just found my savings. £10.15 pence

I wrote:
> Well shes blonde, probable helpful for something other than thinking:

1)
> Cooking,
2) Cleaning,
3) Serving etc
4) Oh and the huhum stuff!!!

So I can
> probably stretch to £10.10
Im sure I can find some spare change down the
> sides of my sofa.

No offense to blondes by the way, I happen to have a blonde sister and both of my girlfriends are blonde.
I was blonde myself once,

ahgahahgahgahgahga they have so much fun.

Well shes blonde, probable helpful for something other than thinking:

1) Cooking,
2) Cleaning,
3) Serving etc
4) Oh and the huhum stuff!!!

So I can probably stretch to £10.10
Im sure I can find some spare change down the sides of my sofa.

Oh, damn.What AM I gonna do. Well I suppose I can go for £10.03

Triple_H wrote:
> Lol, Ill give you £10.01 pence.How does that sound?

Ok a rival. You've tempted me, how about £10.02.

Beat that.

Lol, Ill give you £10.01 pence.How does that sound?

Man what has the world come to these days, I cant believe you would do that to another human being, especially a 22 year old blonde....


...
...
... I'll give you a tenna and thats my final offer.