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Thu 27/09/01 at 13:36
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22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
Fri 28/09/01 at 17:09
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What were you doing in the Playstation 3 forum?
Fri 28/09/01 at 17:08
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Asher D wrote:
> Dirty beggar. Kids could be viewing this.
yeah
Fri 28/09/01 at 16:41
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Dirty beggar. Kids could be viewing this.
Fri 28/09/01 at 16:21
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why dont u sell her to a strip club and she can make the money 4 ya 4 yer games
Fri 28/09/01 at 13:45
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I'll give ya a quid for her.
Fri 28/09/01 at 12:17
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Nah I think ill stick with my bubbly chocolate
Fri 28/09/01 at 12:13
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Any advances on £5?

Surely the services of this fine specimen is worth more than that!
Thu 27/09/01 at 23:37
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LMAO @ Title!
Thu 27/09/01 at 20:26
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will you trade for a copy of DOA2?
Thu 27/09/01 at 19:57
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Ill give you £5

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