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22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500
I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...
And brothers, the time is almost upon us.
The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.
My girlfriends got no chance.
How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?
How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?
How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?
Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:
That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...
And brothers, the time is almost upon us.
The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.
My girlfriends got no chance.
How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?
How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?
How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?
Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:
That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
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sell her on ebay :-)
Does she come packaged, or fully inflated?
okay, okay....I'm not getting any offers in.
£160 & and I'll throw in a tub of vaseline....
Come on you've gota allow me to get 4 games!
£160 & and I'll throw in a tub of vaseline....
Come on you've gota allow me to get 4 games!
Let's sit round a fire and eat raw meat.
Being a bloke rocks.
Although being a woman would have it's benefits.
Being a bloke rocks.
Although being a woman would have it's benefits.
"educated and good job prospects"
Oh yes, she's well educated.
Taught her myself...
Oh yes, she's well educated.
Taught her myself...
i already got about eight girls on my tail. Sorry.
shes worth it. She's 'real' affectionate.....
Anyway, I need the cash, there's at least 12 games I want.
No.
Need.
Anyway, I need the cash, there's at least 12 games I want.
No.
Need.
You'll not get £500 for a 22 year old. Unless she's well educated and has good job prospects.
I am looking for someone to help me fund my gaming habbit, so if she could fascilitate in this area, I might stretch to £500.
Although why you would want rid of a good worker that can bring home the cash while you slave over a hot PS2 is quite beyond me?
I am looking for someone to help me fund my gaming habbit, so if she could fascilitate in this area, I might stretch to £500.
Although why you would want rid of a good worker that can bring home the cash while you slave over a hot PS2 is quite beyond me?
£500?
*breathes in through teeth*
Dunno mate, can I see the service history?
*breathes in through teeth*
Dunno mate, can I see the service history?
22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500
I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...
And brothers, the time is almost upon us.
The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.
My girlfriends got no chance.
How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?
How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?
How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?
Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:
That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...
And brothers, the time is almost upon us.
The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.
My girlfriends got no chance.
How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?
How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?
How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?
Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:
That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
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