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"Girlfriend For Sale"

22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.

£11.50

... Im hungry!!!

Kid Rock wrote:
> Nokia 3210 wrote:
> I wrote:
> Well shes blonde, probable helpful for
> something other than
> thinking:

1)
> Cooking,
2) Cleaning,
3)
> Serving etc
4) Oh and the
> huhum stuff!!!

So I can
> probably
> stretch to £10.10
Im sure I can
> find some spare change down
> the
> sides of my sofa.

No offense to blondes
> by the way, I happen
> to have a blonde sister and both of my girlfriends are
> blonde.
I was
> blonde myself once,

ahgahahgahgahgahga they have so much fun.

BOTH OF YOU
> GIRLFRIENDS
youll be in so much trouble if they found out

No I wont be in trouble as they'll never find out and if they do, ah well, who cares?
They live far away fro each other and I see them evry other day or so, they dont know a thing.
Cool aint it!!!

£11.00

Nokia 3210 wrote:
> I wrote:
> Well shes blonde, probable helpful for something other than
> thinking:

1)
> Cooking,
2) Cleaning,
3) Serving etc
4) Oh and the
> huhum stuff!!!

So I can
> probably stretch to £10.10
Im sure I can
> find some spare change down the
> sides of my sofa.

No offense to blondes
> by the way, I happen to have a blonde sister and both of my girlfriends are
> blonde.
I was blonde myself once,

ahgahahgahgahgahga they have so much fun.

BOTH OF YOU GIRLFRIENDS
youll be in so much trouble if they found out

Just write a good review and claim GTA3 if you win

Oh man, I need my money to but GTA3 and SD3:JBI, but I can stretch to £11.20

Ohhh breaking the bank!!!

I have just phoned up Tony Blair and managed to get some more cash. I bid £11.05

Went to work today and got paid £40, not for your blonde but for my SD3:JBI.

Still, I'll give you £10.50

If she's well endowed (if you know what I mean) the £11.00

I'll give you Tekken Tag or Kessen for her

When does this auction close?

(I wanna stay out until the last minute and do some gazumping!)