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"Let you entertain me"

I'm still here, and will be through the night. Entertain me with funny stories, jokes and annecdotes - basically just make my night that bit more bearable.

*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*

Clubbers Guide To Ibiza Summer 2001 - great CD!

Jokes? Appreciated?

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Why are you staying late anyway? Problems
> with servers? Magazine
> late?

You don't eeeeeven want to
> know.

I DO
MWUHAHA
SERIOUSLY
i wanna know

I have listened to a nice collection of music though:

Chillout album (2 cds)
Muse - Origin of Symmetry
Deltron 3030
Beastie Boys - Ill communication

Still going though, using up emergency supply of music, must not resort... to listening to... same album...again...

I do :-D

I hope its just as tiring, boring and stupid as what I'm doing.

Stupid Limestone scenery :-)

Darkus wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> Why are you staying late anyway? Problems
> with servers? Magazine
> late?

we just stay here for fun! its
> like one big party.
we will have to get an office cam
> running...

(was that convincing?)

DAMN THAT TONY! Making you lot work hard while he naps on the sofa is just bang out of order! :)

Anyway I better get off to bed now I'm knackered. Later.

Toilet cleaning duties???

Are my jokes appreciated or not?

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Why are you staying late anyway? Problems with servers? Magazine
> late?

You don't eeeeeven want to know.

It is teeming rain in the flood plain of the Mississippi valley, and the rising river begins to
threaten all manner of private homes, including that of the local Priest.

With water coming into the ground floor, a rowboat with police comes by, and the officer shouts, "Father! Llet us evacuate you! The water level is getting dangerous." The Priest replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me."

Three hours go by, and the rains intensify, at which point the Priest has been forced up to the second floor of his house. A second police rowboat comes by, and the officer shouts, "Father! Let us evacuate you! The water level is getting dangerous." The Priest replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me."

The rain does not stop, and the Priest is forced up onto the roof of his house. A helicopter flies over, and the officer shouts down, "Father! Grab the rope and we'll pull you up! You're in terrible danger!"

The Priest replies, "No thank you, I am a righteous man, who trusts in the Almighty, and I am confident he will deliver me."

The deluge continues, and the Priest is swept off the roof, carried away in the current and drowns. He goes up to heaven, and at the Pearly Gates he is admitted, and comes before the Divine Presence. The Priest asks, "Dear Lord, I don't understand. I've been a righteous
observant person my whole life, and depended on you to save me in my hour of need. Where were you?"

And the Lord answers, "I sent two boats and a helicopter. What more do you want?"

I still want to have what you had earlier

It sounded excellent, although don't explain when it comes back up :-)

Darkus wrote:
we just stay here for fun! its
> like one big party.
we will have to get an office cam
> running...

(was that convincing?)

Yes

[No]

Quiet you

[No]

C'mere you!

*Grabs brain*

[Hey! What're you doin' with me?]

I need to tinker in you!

:-D