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"Let you entertain me"

I'm still here, and will be through the night. Entertain me with funny stories, jokes and annecdotes - basically just make my night that bit more bearable.

*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*

Errr... Grix swearing is etc...

;-)

Ok... There is this bear chasing a rabbit around the woods when they accidently stumble across this lamp..

A bear is running around chasing a rabbit around the woods when he trips over revealing a mystical looking bottle. Thinking its beer the bear opens it up and is about to down it when a genie appears.
"At last I am free from that damned bottle!" he cries. "And you two are the ones to thank. I'll grant you each three wishes as a thank you!"
The bear acts quickly asking for his first wish first. He wishes "I wish that I was the sexiest bear in the world and all the girls liked me!" he grins, and it was his. The rabbit quickly grabs his wish. "I wish for a motorcycle helmet!" The bear and genie are very confused at why he would want a motorcycle helmet for he could wish for money and get one with that. Nevertheless he gets his wish. Then the bear wishes that "all the girls in the world were as sexy as Jennifer Lopez". The rabbit is grinning madly and makes his second wish. "I wish for a motorcycle!" he smiles. And it is granted (yet again they are confused why he didn't ask for money - they blamed his tiny brain)." Then the bear made his last wish wishing "all the bears in the world were female." At which point the rabbit is mounting his motorcycle, helmet on his head. He smiles at the bear laughing evily. "I WISH THAT THE BEAR WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!" he laughs and drives off, an angry bear chasing after him furiously.

Ha

I can put on really scary voices :-D

(Well, I think we've done a great job of entertaining Snuggly. He's buggered off.)

Well, you didn't exactly do much.

(Didn't I?)

...No. You didn't.

(Well, if that's what you believe, I laugh at your stupidity. In fact I just laugh at you in general.)

Your insults don't scare me.

(They will do. They, will, do.)

Ah well... be interesting to be banned.

Hmmm new names.

AH well... is there not meant to be a filter... its not as though I said f... ;-)

This is what I heard the first time I listening to it

"Hail brother Ant, wiihg art tuihg teeme ojs war"

:-D

SWEARING IS NOT AN OPTION

the levellers have the anwer to everything

go....

listen......

listen more......

and a bit more.......

and.....well, you get the idea

LEVELLERS RULE MY MIND.....

I better point out, under recent circumstances, that I'm not offended by anything Sheepy says to me ever, it's just the swearword, that's all.

I've never relised how rubbish my voice is :-)

Ah well time to put on an accent

Harry Hill me thinks.

;-)

That isn't swearing to me.

Sorry

*hangs head in shame*

Ok Grix is a git :-)