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"Let you entertain me"

I'm still here, and will be through the night. Entertain me with funny stories, jokes and annecdotes - basically just make my night that bit more bearable.

*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*

Darkus wrote:

we just stay here for fun! its
> like one big party.
we will have to get an office cam
> running...

(was that convincing?)

No. I don't believe it. You wouldn't catch me working at 10:00p.m.

I'm just going to be sick, be back soon.

Or not at all.

Why am I still writing?

Instead of get drunk, just never sleep?

I can see various bottlenecks in this plan. Worth trying though.

There baking a cake...

Have you noticed lack of sleep gives the same effetcs of downing a bottle of vodka :-)

I've just found a money saving idea, however tiring it maybe

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Why are you staying late anyway? Problems with servers? Magazine
> late?

we just stay here for fun! its like one big party.
we will have to get an office cam running...

(was that convincing?)

Darkus wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
> (Well, I think we've done a great job of
> entertaining Snuggly. He's
> buggered off.)

we are all still
> here dude... and looks like we will be for a while.

How come you're workin' so late?

Why are you staying late anyway? Problems with servers? Magazine late?

At the 2001 World Women's Conference, the first speaker from Canada stood up:

"At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him, and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd stood up, applauded and cheered.

The second speaker from France stood up:

"After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his washing and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my washing as well."

Once again, the audience rose, applauded and cheered.

The third speaker from Glasgow stood up:

"Efter last year's conference ah went hame and tellt ma man thatl widnae dae his cookin', cleanin' or shoppin', and that he wid hiftae dae it himsel. Efter the first day ah saw nuthin'. Efter the second day ah saw nuthin'. But efter the third day, I could see a wee bit oot o ma left eye."

Grix Thraves wrote:
> (Well, I think we've done a great job of entertaining Snuggly. He's
> buggered off.)

we are all still here dude... and looks like we will be for a while.

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