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*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*
bet you can't do it.
Go on :-D
> Someone give me a word and I'll shoehorn it on to one of my pages.
> Go on.
uh? Canoe.
Check out my page here
http://www.angelfire.com/ab5/mycrazyplace/download.html
Lights flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the street. But no sign of Carlos.
A copper walking down the road wonders what is going on.
Where is Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream?
He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos, lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits.
"Get back kids," he shouts. Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio to the statio.
"Sarge get someone down here quick," he shouts , It's Carlos the ice-cream man..."
He's topped himself"
Should I continue? I'm not appreciated here.
*sulks*
> Not as good as F*cks of to Benfica - a genuine headline about the
> footballer Andre F*cks, moving to Benfica. Made me laugh, wish I
> could come up with something like that. Best I've ever done is
> G-er-no-ral Election.
see the footballer story here
http://www.eurosport.com/News.asp?StoryID=102878&LangueID=0
its funny