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"Let you entertain me"

I'm still here, and will be through the night. Entertain me with funny stories, jokes and annecdotes - basically just make my night that bit more bearable.

*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*

Please, be my guest.

Still here.

if you hadn't of said i wouldn't have known.

hmmmmmm

I suppose i could dig up some jokes for you, heres a ok one while your waiting.

A horse walked into a bar, sat down and orders a pint.

The barman says: "Why the long face"

funny stuff? well i got the Man U v Arsenal FA cup semi final reply from 1999 on video. proper funny...

Check out..

www.warez.com/daily/humor/index.html

and

http://www.warez.com/daily/cartoon/index.html

and tell me what you think, im pretty sure theres link to other jokes on there. :D

What's the difference between a Wigan girl and a walruss?
One has whiskers and smells of fish.
And the other one lives in the sea.

A mother was buying her daughter a pair of shoes and whilst trying them on, the daughter asks, "Why have they got L and R written on them?". Her mother replied, "So you know which feet to put them on." Her daughter then says, "Is that why I
have C&A written on my knickers?".


Erring possibly too close to the profanity rules…

What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawnmower?

Shredded Tweet!

What do you get when you send a Scotsman to the bar to get you a drink.

Minus the money you gave him!

How do you know if you've won the lottery?

By checking if your numbers come up

What's black and white and green, and pink and, stufff... Good night!

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I have to say, apart from the Fog thing which I haven't got time to
> watch, I'm not entertained. The most entertaining post so far is
> the first reply, which is basically telling me to do some more work,
> which made me laugh.

Hehe. Cheers Snuggly :D