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"Let you entertain me"

I'm still here, and will be through the night. Entertain me with funny stories, jokes and annecdotes - basically just make my night that bit more bearable.

*Note to Tony - still working, obviously*

A bloke walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm.
He says to the barman,
"I'll have a pint please, and one for the road."

AliBoy wrote:
> If you are looking to be entertained then you must try spearing
> britney. Its a cool flash game (if you have already played it then
> im sorry) Its worth playing.

Hmm - doesnt seem to download - cuts itself off halfway through :-(

Bloke walks into a library, walks up to the little old lady at the desk and says,
"Can I have 2 pints of lager and a packet of cheese and onion please love?",

The old lady replies...
"You do know this is a library don't you?"

To which he leans over the desk and whispers into her ear
"Can I have 2 pints of lager and a packet of cheese and onion please love?""

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> Someone give me a word and I'll shoehorn it on to one of my pages.
> Go on.

how about only £... Save £...

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I was nearly weeing myself with laughter when I heard ant c***-up
> yesterday.

"Behold, the Star Wars RPG is now being... Oh
> sh!te" *High pitched laugh in backround*

:-D

Hey Snuggly, if you want a laugh, you really should listen to this. I mucked-up yesterday saying a line for Grix's Animated FOG Stories, and as RBS says, it's hilarious.

I'm glad I entertained you RBS.

Your insulting yourself there ;-)

Heh Ali, I reported your post down there as a wee joke and by accident it reported it by 3 times I think.

Sorry about that :-D

Go on put Idioteque in the mag.

Great minds think a like eh Sheepy ;)

another joke:

A man's house was on fire. He decided he would call the fire brigade. He got on the phone with the operator.
The man was very frantic, he said
"Please, you have to get over here, my house is on fire!"

The operator said, "Calm down, how do we get to your house?"

The man said "Don't you have those big red trucks anymore?"

Can I be in the mag by the way? Go on. Please.

Whooo Style! wrote:
> disestablishmentarianism

bet you can't do it.

I HAD THAT AS WELL

KNew I spelt it wrong though :)

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