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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

*Following....... but at a distance, in case things go wrong....*

I do not know.

An oversight never to be made again.
You see how much joy this is?

More people will follow

Why did this thread drop out of the first threads page anyway?

Man, 250 posts in this thread.

Only Extra FAD and GAD get this many responses.
Can anyone doubt the awesome might of this heroic man?

I would say he's already C-list, check his movie credentials out.

It's just that most people cannot handle the Hauser-Power and are unaware of him.
But The Net spreads like a fungus, word will travel.

Wait and see.

Kneel at the altar of Hauser.

A video-game, a tv show with instant cult-cache, a live fighting show, collectibles, action-figues, possible movie cameos (Darth Mullet and X-Wing).

X-Wings..I am still weeping over that one.

Also get Wings into those damn horror movie franchises, and Jurassic Park. If there's anyone who could finally kill the fisherman from "I know what you did last summer...", the entire dynasty of bad guys from Scream, everyone in Halloween, wipe out an entire island of dinosaurs and be home in time for tea at the ranch then it's Wings. He would get a medal of honour for destroying all those franchises too.

The trick to getting Wings on to the C-list of celbrity fame would be to pay Kellogs to give away free Wings hauser collectibles with their various cereals. That way he would further his cult status and he could rise to A-list status through his own greatness. he just needs a leg up to get into the C-list.

That's Wings finishing move

"The Power-Hauser"

Any number of famous movie-hard men as opponents:

Ray "I'm the fakkin Daddy" Winstone
Steven "Duh?" Seagal
Van "I do the splits" Damme
Bruce "Tea Mr Bwaithwaite?" Lee
Chuck "Beard" Norris

Damn, we've created a tv show, a video-game, a Wrestlemania type event.
We should form our own media-company.

We would own the airwaves

You'd have to fix the video game too.... So anyone playing as Hauser would win every single time.

A wrestling move, "The Power-Hauser"

I like mrhappy's idea of the tournament.
Video-game tie-ins as well.