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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

X-Wings. HUr huR HuR.

Bagsie being Darth Mullet.

He does need an Anakin Skywalker for Episode 3... could Wings be the man?

LOL

I would like to see Darth Whoever try and throw down with Wings.

There would a serious can o'whoopass opened for Lucas and his toys if he interefered with our morning kung-fu moves and general goodly-natured outdoors pursuits

Perhaps the Hauser Ranch would be near Skywalker Ranch. We could annoy Lucas with our daily action games and martial arts early morning rituals.

Baby steps, Mr Happy, baby steps.

1st we started the Wings Hauser Society, then we wrote to him and invited him here and to inform him of a burgeoning cult-scene.

Next we await his arrival, like the eager little Action-Babies we are.
Then we present him with the scripts and ask him to adopt us as his children.

And then he makes a cult-tv comeback and we all go live on a ranch in harmony with nature and learning action-spectacular battle methods.

But only, I cannot stress this enough, only in a wise and just way.
For Wings uses punishment and violence only when needed.
As the tagline for Original Gangstas says

"It's time for some respect"

Nah. He'd probably have to die first. Or at least fake his own death.

Wings has almost certainly accumulated millions from his TV cameos and film roles, I mean the guy can afford to pay for postage out of his own pocket! So why don't you approach him about funding, starring in and producing you Log in the Creek series... A guy like that is sure to have the connections.

I mean you could even turn him into an idol for millions. One day the cult of Wings Hauser will overtake Christianity as the nation's dominant religion... but will Wings live to see that day?

Good idea though.

JATS
Newbies
Regulars
Notables
Whaps (Wings Hauser Appreciation Society)

Should be hearing back from Wings shortly with a response to our letter and an open invitation to visit and post.

Wings Hauser posting in our forum.
That would rule

Funny you should mention that, as I was thinking about whether we could change from 'regular','newbie' etc. to a Wings related grouping.

Though I can't see either idea happening ;-).