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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

For Ant:

Action Hero, Cult-Icon.
A-Team, Murder She Wrote, Magnum, Hunter.

Movies too numerous to mention.

Just give yourself over to the power of the Hauser

"Hauser-Power" Nutritional Snack Bars

My god, each new idea reveals more and more possibilities with this.

"Flying Without Wings" would be a bigger hit than Candle in the Wind. We just need to set my plan into action and seeing as Stuntmen do most of the fight scenes in films you wouldn't even need half the actors, in fact you would only need a Bruce lee look-a-like and a lot of long distance camera-shots.

Goatboy told me to read back through the topic to find out what Hauser is, but I can't be bothered. Ah well, I'll still plug Hauser in my tagline.

I think you need to give the public an introduction to Wings before they would accept him for the easily-accessible cult icon that he so clearly is. Before you launch "log", in fact before you even film, you should take up that "Who's the hardest?" idea expressed elsewhere in the forum. You get loads of famous TV characters and film action heros who are fighting to the death for no particular reason other than to see who is the hardest. Think if it.. Bruce Lee, about 20 Arnie characters, the Universal Soldier, a few assassains from various films, loads of star wars guys, and Wings Hauser.

As WWF is fixed no one would mind that you fixed the whole competition so that Wings won. Eventually the whole nation would be swept along in a Wings-adoration movement. You can just see the tabloid splashes, front page photos of Wings and in depth profiles of this new hero. Once you've got him established then you launch "Log" on an eager public. Wings would be set up for life. Until his death. then you could get every music superstar ever to record a new version of 'I'm flying without Wings', the R. Kelly song would take on a whole new meaning..

Top idea there. Plenty of spin off possibilities with LITC, the odd holiday special and so on.

There you go 'Log in the Creek', the missing episode. Revolving around Beaver Creek being mistaken for Endor.

Possibly a special duel role for Brian Blessed in there as well.

X-Wings.... I've got tears in my eyes.....

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> X-Wings. HUr huR HuR.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And THAT finally beats Silverback Gorillas.

Snuggly, that is bloody inspired mate and I cannot breath with laughter.
Seriously, I have tears in my eyes...

X-Wings

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hauser would be more of a farmer, a Bantha herder or something like that. Pushed too far by Imperial types, he goes on a one man vendetta with twigs and silent Kung Fu action.

X-Wings.......

*Sharp intake of breath*

ROTFLMAO

Darth Mullet..Wings as Anakin Skywalker.

This is too good to be true.

I'm off home, posting more in about 30 mins then.
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