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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Jah

Yes, The Hauser does owe the character name to you.

And the X-Wings joke...
I almost fouled myself laughing so hard

I like my tagline.

Log Woodson is the new king. And to think, I made it up. I'm a genius. Wings owes me big time.

Sam Striker is still my favourite Hauserism. What a class action name.

Hauser movies do have the best titles and character names ever.

He played a guy called Ramrod

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> Meka_Dragon wrote:
> Even the Super Furry Animals are in on
> it

It's nice that you like me so much...

No, you're more of a Super Fury Animal, pulling peoples arms off and the like.

Don't Hasers movies have the best names ever, I mean Frame-Up 2: The Cover Up. That rules.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> Even the Super Furry Animals are in on it

It's nice that you like me so much...

;-)

Ah how the cult grows.

Even the Super Furry Animals are in on it with their new single 'Wings Around The World'.

Heh, like you say 250 posts. We need a stat update to give a percentage of our posts that include the magic words - 'Wings', 'Hauser', 'Action', 'Hero', 'Mullet' and 'Carpenter'.

I'm off in a bit, but I think there's mileage in a game show too. You know 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon'? How about 'Six Degrees of Wings Hauser'? More of a challenge.....