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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Okay Hausarians, you're not going to believe this coincidence, while doing some digging around from the Young and the Restless I came across this thunderbolt.

We definitely should be doing this for a living...

Wings gets married
http://soaps.about.com/gi/dynamic/ offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fmarketing.cbs.com %2Fdaytime%2Fyr%2F25%2Fcastandpresent.html

Shock, check out who was Greg Fosters brother Dr.William 'Snapper' Foster.
http://soaps.about.com/gi /dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fmarketing.cbs. com%2Fdaytime%2Fyr%2F25%2Fcastandpresent.html

Remove any spaces, they are quite long links, hope they are right. (should be)

Stealing $10!?!?!?

Should have been kidnapped by international drug smugglers at least 5 times.

Cole is a disgrace.

We would far more fitting action-babies than Cole.

Damn Dirty Cole

Also....

There is no indication that Cole Hauser is a Scientologist. However, his father, Wings Hauser is a former Scientologist, and was married several times, including to another member of Reed's investment "club", Cass Warner, with whom he had a child.
An actor, this is a short bio of Cole: "Cole Hauser, son of actor Wings Hauser and the grandson of a former police cimmissioner, Cole got his movie debut in the film School Ties in 1992. Since then Cole has been in such film's as Dazed and Confused, A Matter of Justice and Good Will Hunting.
Some Trivia
Arrested for felony grand theft for taking $10.00 from a parking attendant, and impersonating a police officer. " Has appeared in "Pitch Black" and "The Hi-Lo Country," among other movies, including "Good Will Hunting."

XFM???? Love it....

Lantern Jaw. Now there's a superhero name if ever I heard one.

devo wrote:
> to see the vastly underrated Wings Hauser getting
> the chance to flex his spectacular lantern jaw as the attorney from
> hell.


Yes.
Others are jumping on the bandwagon now, praise The Hauser and his lantern Jaw

Awesome.

Wings is gathering momentum, and we started it all right here.
We even got a mention on Xfm this morning, they want to read the Log in The Creek stuff.

I emailed them about a week ago and told them of the Action-Baby Support Network and they loved it.

Gentlemen, Wings and his brood are getting the respect we deserve

I'm on a roll here.... From Mark Kermode's review of 'The Insider'....

The supporting performances are also uniformly handsome, from Christopher Plummer's ever-so-slightly slimy Mike Wallace and Michael Gambon's satanically smooth-tongued B&W president to Gina Gershon's spiky corporate lawyer and Diane Venora's increasingly exasperated (but never caricatured) wife. What a pleasure, too, to see the vastly underrated Wings Hauser getting the chance to flex his spectacular lantern jaw as the attorney from hell. Add to this Mann's usual sensual use of music and The Insider ought to walk off with a basket of Oscars in March. The fact that it won't says more about the state of the international film industry and the ticket-buying/cigarette-smoking public than it does about Michael Mann and his movie. Both are magnificent: they should be proud to be outsiders.

ARLINGTON, Va.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 31, 2000--In the tradition of Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead and other zombie classics, Henninger Interactive Media has authored Elite Entertainment's DVD version of Mutant featuring the original 1984 theatrical trailer.

Starring Wings Hauser, Lee Montgomery and Bo Hopkins, the 99-minute film is a shocking tale of two brothers on vacation in a small town. To their surprise, they discover that a nearby chemical plant has been dumping toxic waste just outside of town. Southern hospitality turns into a living nightmare as they find that the townspeople have been contaminated by the toxic waste, and have turned into walking, muted zombies. With nowhere to run, the brothers must fight for survival as the army of bloodthirsty ghouls takes over the town, hell-bent on devouring every last remaining human.


Redneck zombies rule!

Check out this review for Pitch Black:

http://www.popcontrol.com/ flicks/reviews/pitchblack.shtml