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"The Wings Hauser Appreciation Society"

As we all know Steve Guttenburg is the primary acting member of the Stonecutters, that ‘Simpsonian’ secret society that really controls what’s going on in the world.

One must assume that as the ‘Secret society of No Homers’ they will continue to bring Guttenbutg to our screens in some mindless drivel and may even have taken on new members.

The question is; ‘Who are those members?’

I’ll start;

Christopher Lambert.

Knight Moves, Greystoke, Every Highlander film other than the first, Fortress one and two, Mortal Combat.

Don’t forget to include a resume for your prospective member, his/her career maybe on the line…..

Yes.

He rules action movies and soap operas and horror-movies

And he's called Wings Hauser

You can't beat that

George Peppard would be easy to replace. Just get anyone in, wearing one of Hannibal's numerous disguises, and maybe a token cigar, and Bob's your mother's brother.

Goatboy wrote:
> That's Wings finishing move

"The Power-Hauser"

Any
> number of famous movie-hard men as opponents:

Ray "I'm the
> fakkin Daddy" Winstone
Steven "Duh?" Seagal
Van
> "I do the splits" Damme
Bruce "Tea Mr
> Bwaithwaite?" Lee
Chuck "Beard" Norris

Damn,
> we've created a tv show, a video-game, a Wrestlemania type
> event.
We should form our own media-company.

We would own the
> airwaves

Lol! I'll do the matches for you if you want... {:D

I think I get it now...Wings Hauser is an actor right? A vastly underrated actor that you lot all like?

Each new idea turns this more and more into godlike programming capabilities.

The definitive word on cult-tv and 80s action shows.

We could do it without Peppard, just use loads of scenes that give the impression that he's there. Lots of darkened shots with only a cigar ember to identify him. Any live action shots required could be done with him dressed as the swamp monster from the A-Team pilot.

We could use the Swamp monster in Log in the Creek, a sort of Scooby Doo thing to scare of pesky campers.

Bravo would pay for the rights if nobody else.

Just think about it, all these guys are still alive (except for George Peppard) and they have cult followings.

There's no way this can fail.

It's got to be done. The fact that Hauser and Hasslehoff have worked together before, imagine the on screen chemistry between the two. Everybody loves 80's TV action pap, it's a sure fire winner....

LOL

I still think Hasselhoff going feral deserves a series of it's own.

When this is done, I'm going to see where this can be presented, see if my agent would be interested.

Check this out as well, Hauser is Rock and Roll as well....

Taken from the Soap Opera Digest. November 27, 1979: pg. 138

Richard Dean Anderson, David Hasselhoff (Dr. Snapper Foster on "The Young & the Restless") and Wings Hauser (Greg Foster also on "Y&R") still can't believe the standing ovation they received while performing in a rock & roll revival in Memphis, Tennessee. The trio who starred on "Soaps On The Mall" had to turn away thousands of screaming ladies since the place was filled to capacity. The females actually knocked down fences to get a glimpse of their favorite soap stars, and you'd better believe the gentlemen in question couldn't believe this all was happening to them. "I'm in a state of shock," Rick said. "I have had dreams about something like this happening, but I never thought it would be a reality. It's fantastic." The other handsome men had to agree.

Tom Knickerbocker played "Phil Hartley"

My god, we are genuii