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"The best films that never were"

Wow, Aliens Vs Predator. How original. I could pull a better movie pitch out of my ass and it'd still smell sweeter. So I have, and you should too.

Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.

Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.

Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).

Isn't Neo "Kung Fu Christ" anyway?

"Dodge this"

yeah can be like a matrix style stunt

"This is for DAD!"

*christ rips out a guys throat*

well they did in Passion of Christ, although that was a persons vision so could Kung Fu Christ

Kung Fu Christ - would hollywood stoop so low?

[S]I certainly hope so

Kung Fu Christ Return of Christ "A.k.a Predator 5"

The Predators clan return to kick the crap out of the people responsible for crusifying him

Predator 4 : The revenge

When a lowly injured predator, fresh from hunting xenomorphs, is captured by Jews and nailed to a cross, his bretheren vow to bring to earth a massacre the likes of which has never been seen before.

now that would be a good explaination why they could never find Jack the Ripper, and how he was so easily able to travel round london to avoid the police, as he was cloaked all the time

PREDATOR 3: The Ripper.

Prequal to the first two films, a Predator stalks Victorian London and hacks up a few hookers.