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Wow, Aliens Vs Predator. How original. I could pull a better movie pitch out of my ass and it'd still smell sweeter. So I have, and you should too.
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
Back to the Future IV - Marty and the Doc travel so far into the future, they meet up with the Terminators in a war-ravaged earth run by metal robots. Features hilarious scenes of robots trying to get into the DeLorean but repeatedly banging their heads on the rubbish doors. A comedy.
Die Hard 4 - Bruce Willis breaks his hip and is left to slowly rot in a retirement home, when he gets on the trail of the mysterious yellow puddle in the common room. Co-starring Steven Seagal as a ninja orderly.
Alien Vs Jude Law - not so much a movie as a documentary, in which we see how long Britain's smug, impossibly annoying Caine-wannabe can survive in a glass cage with an angry xenomorph (that's had its balls cut off).
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Der Nazi wrote:
> Home Alone: The Terror
> A now much older Macauley Culkin has to defend his home from Michael
> Jackson and his shiny, probing claws after his girlfriend leaves him
> for a hobo.
[URL]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/HomeAlone2003.jpg[/URL]
no, I didn't make it, although I wish I had
> Home Alone: The Terror
> A now much older Macauley Culkin has to defend his home from Michael
> Jackson and his shiny, probing claws after his girlfriend leaves him
> for a hobo.
[URL]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2003/HomeAlone2003.jpg[/URL]
no, I didn't make it, although I wish I had
Just too many of them. you get bored after the first 3 and just dont bother to watch the rest
Same applies for the Halloween movies too though...lol..
Wrong type meant to put Jason. DUH stupid of me, my mate was talking about the Halloween movies at the time i was writing this
The Confederate wrote:
> Friday 13th: Part 3,000,321 Yet another stupid movie about
> people gettin slashed up by Mike Myers who never seems do die;
> nuclear bomb being dropped on him, but he still manages to remain
> alive leaving the story to go into yet another Friday 13th Movie
And when did Michael Myers take over from Jason?
> Friday 13th: Part 3,000,321 Yet another stupid movie about
> people gettin slashed up by Mike Myers who never seems do die;
> nuclear bomb being dropped on him, but he still manages to remain
> alive leaving the story to go into yet another Friday 13th Movie
And when did Michael Myers take over from Jason?
Friday 13th: Part 3,000,321 Yet another stupid movie about people gettin slashed up by Jason who never seems do die; nuclear bomb being dropped on him, but he still manages to remain alive leaving the story to go into yet another Friday 13th Movie
Forrest Hump Just thought this would be a quality name for a porno movie
The One - 2 Evil Jet Li escapes the prision and tries to kill Good Jet Li
Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer & then George Bush Idiotic Dumbererer Do I even need to explain this movie
Star Trek v Star Wars v Battlestar Galactica Somehow all of the universes collide together and battle it out for supreme control of the galaxy, and everyone dies, finally putting an end to crappy sci-fi movies
Saving Bush's Reputation: Search for WMD 5 U.S. Marines search the Iraqie Countryside full of Sadar's followers for WMD, and after they are found, bring them to Colin Powell to show the rest of the world that they did exist
Oil Wars - Episode 1: The Iraqie Menace
Oil Wars - Episode 2: Attack of the Yanks
Oil Wars - Episode 3: Revenge of the Saddam
Oil Wars - Episode 4: A New ("Supposed") Threat
Oil Wars - Episode 5: The Sadar Strikes Back
Oil Wars - Episode 6: Return of Yankie Rule
A little Parody. The first 3 movies about Desert Storm, the Last 3 about Desert Storm 2 but in a funny way
Forrest Hump Just thought this would be a quality name for a porno movie
The One - 2 Evil Jet Li escapes the prision and tries to kill Good Jet Li
Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer & then George Bush Idiotic Dumbererer Do I even need to explain this movie
Star Trek v Star Wars v Battlestar Galactica Somehow all of the universes collide together and battle it out for supreme control of the galaxy, and everyone dies, finally putting an end to crappy sci-fi movies
Saving Bush's Reputation: Search for WMD 5 U.S. Marines search the Iraqie Countryside full of Sadar's followers for WMD, and after they are found, bring them to Colin Powell to show the rest of the world that they did exist
Oil Wars - Episode 1: The Iraqie Menace
Oil Wars - Episode 2: Attack of the Yanks
Oil Wars - Episode 3: Revenge of the Saddam
Oil Wars - Episode 4: A New ("Supposed") Threat
Oil Wars - Episode 5: The Sadar Strikes Back
Oil Wars - Episode 6: Return of Yankie Rule
A little Parody. The first 3 movies about Desert Storm, the Last 3 about Desert Storm 2 but in a funny way
> Home Alone: The Terror
> A now much older Macauley Culkin has to defend his home from Michael
> Jackson and his shiny, probing claws after his girlfriend leaves him
> for a hobo.
Thats hilarious!, that has GOT to be made!
> A now much older Macauley Culkin has to defend his home from Michael
> Jackson and his shiny, probing claws after his girlfriend leaves him
> for a hobo.
Thats hilarious!, that has GOT to be made!
Hulk-ablanca
Humphrey Bogart (played by Ben Affleck) plays Bruce Banner, an interpid scientist dedicated to furthering the Nazi cause by toying with radiation while secretly pretending to help Paul Henreid (Jennifer Connely) and his intrepid czech resistance. After a particulalry long and passionate conversation with Ingrid Bergman, Bogart/Banner/Affleck absorbs a huge dose of radiation from Bergman's overly-made-up eyes, and turns into a hulking great green monster, intent on destroying everything that it comes into contact with, including the town of Casablanca, and all the banana boats therein, halting Henreid's safe passage out of the country. An L.A S.W.A.T team, led by a smug, moral-dribbling Samuel L. Jackson in a sidewyas beret, is sent in to 'clean up', with hilariously disastrous effect.
A Rom Com.
Humphrey Bogart (played by Ben Affleck) plays Bruce Banner, an interpid scientist dedicated to furthering the Nazi cause by toying with radiation while secretly pretending to help Paul Henreid (Jennifer Connely) and his intrepid czech resistance. After a particulalry long and passionate conversation with Ingrid Bergman, Bogart/Banner/Affleck absorbs a huge dose of radiation from Bergman's overly-made-up eyes, and turns into a hulking great green monster, intent on destroying everything that it comes into contact with, including the town of Casablanca, and all the banana boats therein, halting Henreid's safe passage out of the country. An L.A S.W.A.T team, led by a smug, moral-dribbling Samuel L. Jackson in a sidewyas beret, is sent in to 'clean up', with hilariously disastrous effect.
A Rom Com.
Lord of the Binge: Fellowship of the Binge
several Hobbits set out from the shire in search of the booze that has corrupted gollum and ravaged his once youthful looks.
several Hobbits set out from the shire in search of the booze that has corrupted gollum and ravaged his once youthful looks.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Oh, wait, that IS the pitch for Jurassic Park 4. Dear Lord.
You have got to be kidding me.
> Oh, wait, that IS the pitch for Jurassic Park 4. Dear Lord.
You have got to be kidding me.
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