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"i just had a near death experience"

.... there was the bright flash, then darkness.
god himself greeted me at the pearly gates and has returned me to this world with a message:

he says he's had a good long think and he's changed his point of view on a lot of things. basically, being gay is ok, gambling is fun and beer is clever. he'll be sending J to the C (he's been modernised too) down in a couple of weeks to fill us all in.

Bummer eh Forest Fan? looks like you've been spouting out-of-date "wisdom".. DOH!

he also said that the bible was written during one of those "write 1 line and pass the paper to the next person" games, that's why it tails off towards the end, everyone wanted to play twister instead.


oh, and incase you were wondering, the bright light and then darkness was completely true.
turns out the bulb went.

AHAHA

Read his post you fool.

They show Silent Thunder is a consistent spammer.

You prefer you statistics because they tell you what you want to hear.

Spamming doesn't exist over a long period of time, you fool, it is posting tons of garbage very quickly. Your statistic represent a fundamental flaw with averages - considering you were in hibernation for the first part of your membership, you appear not to post that much.

If you really were less of a spammer than Silent Thunder, then the stats from the last 30 days would also show that.

I'm trying to work out the spamming technique behind telling me, my name was not in purple.

Forest Fan wrote:
> See, Silën† Thundêr had to reply.

And you're just holding yourself back aren't you?

I perfer my statistics, they show the spamming over a consistent period of time.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Since registration, using the figures I put up a couple of minutes ago
> here is the average;
>
> Silën† Thundêr posts an average of
> 37.968253968253968253968253968254 posts a day (or 40)
>
> Forest Fan posts an average of 15.21645021645021645021645021645 posts
> a day (or 15)

Here's a few more averages for you, taken from the Top Posters list:

Silent Thunder posts an average of 24 posts and 3508 words per day.

Forest Fan posts an average of 122 posts and 12294 words per day.

See, Silën† Thundêr had to reply.

We will indeed.

*waits*

If you are trying to spam, please don't. My name is in purple as is yours.

We'll see if/how you reply to this message.