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"i just had a near death experience"

.... there was the bright flash, then darkness.
god himself greeted me at the pearly gates and has returned me to this world with a message:

he says he's had a good long think and he's changed his point of view on a lot of things. basically, being gay is ok, gambling is fun and beer is clever. he'll be sending J to the C (he's been modernised too) down in a couple of weeks to fill us all in.

Bummer eh Forest Fan? looks like you've been spouting out-of-date "wisdom".. DOH!

he also said that the bible was written during one of those "write 1 line and pass the paper to the next person" games, that's why it tails off towards the end, everyone wanted to play twister instead.


oh, and incase you were wondering, the bright light and then darkness was completely true.
turns out the bulb went.

Forest Fan wrote:
> What is your 'point'?

This;
> Forest Fan wrote:
> You know Light, I can't figure out why you don't want Jesus. What is
> it stopping you accepting Jesus?

> Light wrote:
> You.
>
> You're what's stopping me. You make God sound like a Nazi, with Jesus
> as his stormtrooper in chief. Someone says they love me but they'll
> torture me if I don't do what they say? That's not love. That's a
> desire for control. Love doesn't ask ANYTHING in return, 'kay? Love
> doesn't make demands, love is unconditional. What you're trying so
> desperately to convince us (or maybe yourself) of is that it's okay
> to be terrified of someone or something if that someone tells you
> that they love you. Well, sorry but no. Christianity would be MUCH
> more accessible if some of you christians took some of your own
> lessons on brotherhood, compassion, and tolerance on board. Until you
> do that, you're a one-note joke who isn't nearly as important as he'd
> like to be.


I'd like you to address what I've said here Gump. I'd like you to give me an explanation about why I'm wrong in what I say here. And I'd like a proper explaination, rather than a biblical quote and you just mindlessly repeating "God is love", okay Gump? Let's hear you rebutt my point that the love you describe is not love at all, just fearful abuse.

What is your 'point'?

Forest Fan wrote:

>
> Actually that shows that my posts are shorter, hence I post less
> words, hence I'm not the spammer.


What a shock; Gump runs away from addressing the point I asked him, preferring to concentrate on something that doesn't test his faith.

RUN FOREST, RUN!

Mav wrote:
> Or perhaps Silent Thunder is an enthusiastic poster? You sure as hell
> can't compare them with yours, considering you haven't been
> consistently posting throughout your registration.
>
> The only thing that we can fairly compare is your posts and word
> counts from the last thirty days - considering you've both been
> posting normally.
>
> Take a look at your post to word count ratios:
>
> Forest Fan - 1:101
> Silent Thunder - 1:146
>
> You post more than him and your posts are shorter.

Actually that shows that my posts are shorter, hence I post less words, hence I'm not the spammer.

Silën† Thundêr wrote:
> AHAHA
>
> Read his post you fool.

But the statistics showed that you are a consistent spammer.

Forest Fan wrote:
> What is
> it stopping you accepting Jesus?

he's on of your cocunts....

Light wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> You know Light, I can't figure out why you don't want Jesus. What is
> it stopping you accepting Jesus?
>
> You.
>
> You're what's stopping me. You make God sound like a Nazi, with Jesus
> as his stormtrooper in chief. Someone says they love me but they'll
> torture me if I don't do what they say? That's not love. That's a
> desire for control. Love doesn't ask ANYTHING in return, 'kay? Love
> doesn't make demands, love is unconditional. What you're trying so
> desperately to convince us (or maybe yourself) of is that it's okay
> to be terrified of someone or something if that someone tells you
> that they love you. Well, sorry but no. Christianity would be MUCH
> more accessible if some of you christians took some of your own
> lessons on brotherhood, compassion, and tolerance on board. Until you
> do that, you're a one-note joke who isn't nearly as important as he'd
> like to be.


Any chance of a response Gump? Any at all?

Forest Fan wrote:
> We all sin. Sin remains with us until death, we all deserve to pay the
> price for sin in Hell. However there is a way out by asking for
> forgiveness of your sins by the one person who can grant it; Jesus.


Heh. Nice of you to respond to what I've said by ignoring it. Like I say, you have the mindset of a battered wife. Just like a battered wife is too scared of her husband to contemplate a life away from him, you're too scared of your mythical God to think about how ludicrous the idea of being tortured for not accepting someones love.

Oh, and your sniffy little "I'm trying to debate here" comment? No you're not; you're trying to justify your whole existence to yourself, and you're not doing a good job of it. All you've preached is hatred and fear, not love or acceptance. You are the worst possible advert for christianity, because you want everyone to be as frightened of living their life as you are.

Forest Fan wrote:
> Actually you need Jesus, to talk to God.

Or I could just use a priest.

Or perhaps Silent Thunder is an enthusiastic poster? You sure as hell can't compare them with yours, considering you haven't been consistently posting throughout your registration.

The only thing that we can fairly compare is your posts and word counts from the last thirty days - considering you've both been posting normally.

Take a look at your post to word count ratios:

Forest Fan - 1:101
Silent Thunder - 1:146

You post more than him and your posts are shorter.