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god himself greeted me at the pearly gates and has returned me to this world with a message:
he says he's had a good long think and he's changed his point of view on a lot of things. basically, being gay is ok, gambling is fun and beer is clever. he'll be sending J to the C (he's been modernised too) down in a couple of weeks to fill us all in.
Bummer eh Forest Fan? looks like you've been spouting out-of-date "wisdom".. DOH!
he also said that the bible was written during one of those "write 1 line and pass the paper to the next person" games, that's why it tails off towards the end, everyone wanted to play twister instead.
oh, and incase you were wondering, the bright light and then darkness was completely true.
turns out the bulb went.
> There's a film about that, called 'Dawn of the Dead'.
(slow clap)
> We don't take just anyone you know. We would be crowded out in no
> time and end up spilling onto the earth. Oh wait......
There's a film about that, called 'Dawn of the Dead'.
> I still can't figure out why we all don't just go to Hell, mind you
> God is gracious. I still cannot really grasp just HOW gracious He is
> mind.
Signs of thought? An indication that maybe you're using your brain to actually THINK about what you've been taught, rather than blindly accepting it? Good...well done Forest Fan. It's nice to see that there is maybe more to you than brainless bleating of ill-understood slogans. I'm completely serious; reading this post of yours has made me far happier than pulling your faith to pieces and exposing it as emotionally and mentally abusive did.
> We all deserve Hell but in God's grace some are saved.
"He's a good man officer; he didn't mean to beat me. I made him mad and he lost his temper. It's my fault, not his".
> God should beat us all in Hell
He's coming to visit!? Why am I always the last to know? I'll have to set the minions to dusting the place.
> We all deserve Hell, but God has allowed us an escape, in fact God is
> God and Satan is Satan, which is why God will cast Satan into the
> Lake of Fire.
(quick look back in)
That is NOT what you have said with "god should beat us all in hell" though is it?
(scoots back away)