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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Who's Gump?
Forest Fan wrote:
> So you would prefer me to quote some more Bible verses?
I'd prefer you to stop being a blinkered, cowardly little boy and answer questions that are put to you. But then, I'd have preferred to be an astronaut; you don't always get what you want out of life, isn't that right Gump?
> So you would prefer me to quote some more Bible verses?
I'd prefer you to stop being a blinkered, cowardly little boy and answer questions that are put to you. But then, I'd have preferred to be an astronaut; you don't always get what you want out of life, isn't that right Gump?
So you would prefer me to quote some more Bible verses?
Forest Fan wrote:
> In Heaven we will have glorified bodies, as soon as Jesus died He had
> a glorified body and when He entered rooms which were locked, He
> simply appeared in them, i.e. when He thought about going into a
> room. We are told that there will be no more tiredness in Heaven too
> and we will drink from the river of life and eat from the tree of
> life to keep us healthy.
....all of which is a convenient way of avoiding answering the question asked by Pandaemonium "Is this in the Bible?".
Gump, just what kind of attention and love-free life do you lead? Your sole means of contact with the rest of humanity is via a webboard, yet you can't seem to grasp just why it clashes with the only other thing in your life that makes you feel special; your pathological attachment to an emotionally abusive religion. Leaving aside my irritation at your cowardice in these threads, don't you think that maybe you need some specialist help? And preferably before you buy a gun, climb a tower, and start sending sinners to God a la Charles Whitman? I'd do it before you turn 16 too.
> In Heaven we will have glorified bodies, as soon as Jesus died He had
> a glorified body and when He entered rooms which were locked, He
> simply appeared in them, i.e. when He thought about going into a
> room. We are told that there will be no more tiredness in Heaven too
> and we will drink from the river of life and eat from the tree of
> life to keep us healthy.
....all of which is a convenient way of avoiding answering the question asked by Pandaemonium "Is this in the Bible?".
Gump, just what kind of attention and love-free life do you lead? Your sole means of contact with the rest of humanity is via a webboard, yet you can't seem to grasp just why it clashes with the only other thing in your life that makes you feel special; your pathological attachment to an emotionally abusive religion. Leaving aside my irritation at your cowardice in these threads, don't you think that maybe you need some specialist help? And preferably before you buy a gun, climb a tower, and start sending sinners to God a la Charles Whitman? I'd do it before you turn 16 too.
In Heaven we will have glorified bodies, as soon as Jesus died He had a glorified body and when He entered rooms which were locked, He simply appeared in them, i.e. when He thought about going into a room. We are told that there will be no more tiredness in Heaven too and we will drink from the river of life and eat from the tree of life to keep us healthy.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Can't say I've seen it in there. You can eat in Heaven, so you'd
> probably sit down, you can run and not get tired in Heaven - actually
> the Millennium, but that verse probably also applies for Heaven too
> and you can travel at the speed of thought in Heaven too, movement.
And all this is told in the Bible?
> Can't say I've seen it in there. You can eat in Heaven, so you'd
> probably sit down, you can run and not get tired in Heaven - actually
> the Millennium, but that verse probably also applies for Heaven too
> and you can travel at the speed of thought in Heaven too, movement.
And all this is told in the Bible?
Geffdof wrote:
> I think everyone sits on the floor. This isnt a joke by the way. Im
> sure it says something in the bible about it. Ask FF cos he probably
> knows more than me.
Can't say I've seen it in there. You can eat in Heaven, so you'd probably sit down, you can run and not get tired in Heaven - actually the Millennium, but that verse probably also applies for Heaven too and you can travel at the speed of thought in Heaven too, movement.
> I think everyone sits on the floor. This isnt a joke by the way. Im
> sure it says something in the bible about it. Ask FF cos he probably
> knows more than me.
Can't say I've seen it in there. You can eat in Heaven, so you'd probably sit down, you can run and not get tired in Heaven - actually the Millennium, but that verse probably also applies for Heaven too and you can travel at the speed of thought in Heaven too, movement.
Edgy wrote:
> Egdy?
Edgy?
> Egdy?
Edgy?
yeah, ive noticed he never really answers questions properly.
Forest Fan isn't prepared to discuss anything. Most of his comments are questions asking where the questions are.
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