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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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If someone refers to me as Forest Fan, I'll answer them.
Forest Fan wrote:
> There's someone called Light, someone called Forest Fan. But no
> 'Gump'!
That's right; no one has that exact name. So make a leap of intuition and see if you can guess who I'm referring to. Or do you only comment on things where you've already been told what to think?
> There's someone called Light, someone called Forest Fan. But no
> 'Gump'!
That's right; no one has that exact name. So make a leap of intuition and see if you can guess who I'm referring to. Or do you only comment on things where you've already been told what to think?
There's someone called Light, someone called Forest Fan. But no 'Gump'!
Can't see anyone on here called Gump!
Forest Fan wrote:
> And 'Gump' would be?
Well let me ask you; who do you think I'm talking about? Let's hear you come up with an idea, because christ knows it would be a rare example of you engaging your brain.
> And 'Gump' would be?
Well let me ask you; who do you think I'm talking about? Let's hear you come up with an idea, because christ knows it would be a rare example of you engaging your brain.
And 'Gump' would be?
Forest Fan wrote:
> But who is Gump?
....I should have added "self-deluding and lacking in irony and intelligence" in there as well by the looks of things......
> But who is Gump?
....I should have added "self-deluding and lacking in irony and intelligence" in there as well by the looks of things......
But who is Gump?
Forest Gump wrote:
> Who's Gump?
He's a truly contemptible child aged about 14 who has absolutely no sense of self respect, self worth, love for his fellow man, or any idea of anything beyond the fantasy that he has created in his own head of being beloved by an abusive God (a fantasy which very clearly has had to make up for the fact that he is beloved of no-one else). He is blinkered, and incredibly disrespectful of others in debates due to his avoidance of questions, refusal to acknowledge the words of others, and absolute cowardice when confronted with a question he doesn't like. Worst of all, he tries to persuade others to live a life as full of fear and hate as his is.
> Who's Gump?
He's a truly contemptible child aged about 14 who has absolutely no sense of self respect, self worth, love for his fellow man, or any idea of anything beyond the fantasy that he has created in his own head of being beloved by an abusive God (a fantasy which very clearly has had to make up for the fact that he is beloved of no-one else). He is blinkered, and incredibly disrespectful of others in debates due to his avoidance of questions, refusal to acknowledge the words of others, and absolute cowardice when confronted with a question he doesn't like. Worst of all, he tries to persuade others to live a life as full of fear and hate as his is.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Who's Gump?
Mah nayme if Forest, Forest Gump.
> Who's Gump?
Mah nayme if Forest, Forest Gump.
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